Hello Bachelor fans! This week kicks off my guest posting gig at The Bachelor Bracket and I am super excited about it. Every week I will be taking you through my favorite soundbites from this week’s episode of The Bachelor. While this episode lacked the sheer drama of last week’s, given that there was no drunken meltdown on a group date, there were still plenty of moments that had me chuckling into my glass of Malbec. Let’s get right to it, shall we?
“Out of Ten, I am level 15 ready to get out of this house.” – Nikki
I believe they don’t even allow these women to have books in the house. Which would make me crazy because what else are you supposed to do when you lay by the pool all day? So I feel ya, Nikki.
“I don’t want chicken.” – Camila
I don’t know about you guys, but I just really enjoyed seeing this moment of little Camila being a bit bratty.
“Dating as a single mom is difficult, so I figured I might as well give this a shot.” – Renee
Let me make this clear: I love Renee. I love how she has become den mother to all the women, perhaps even at the expense of time with Juan Pablo. But I can’t POSSIBLY see how going on The Bachelor is a better dating option for you than match.com.
“I haven’t had a first date since I was 18.” – Cassandra
The only reason I included this is the fact that I lost count of how many times Cassandra said she hadn’t been on a date in three years. Gurl….say it once and then move on, m’kay?