Greetings, Bachelor fans! My guest blogging stint at The Bachelor Bracket continues as I take you though week 4 of Juan Pablo’s “adventure”. (Anyone else love Juan Pablo’s distaste for The Bachelor‘s favorite word “journey”? Only me?)
This week Juan Pablo and his Harem journeyed (whoops, there I went and used that word!) to South Korea, a land where apparently they only eat crazy food, sing karaoke ALL THE TIME, and only wear neon clothing.
Tears were shed, kisses were kissed, and wonderful soundbites were said. Let’s get to this week’s highlights!
“Out of the states and into a whole new world.” – Elise
Obviously, I started singing this after Elise said that.
“I don’t have to share a lot of things at home, like my boyfriend.” – Nikki
I was wondering when the “Juan Pablo is MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!” declarations would start in earnest. Also, I find it highly amusing that EVERY SEASON the girls seem to be SHOCKED that they have to share The Bachelor of the month. Have you WATCHED the show??
“If there were a sign that said “I’M THE BEST AT THIS!!!” I’m sure she would put it on her forehead.” – Nikki on Kat
Seriously, if looks could kill, Kat and her fly dance moves, would be six feet under. Nikki was shooting some serious DAGGERS. Was Kat drawing attention to herself? Sure. But at least she was having FUN unlike Nikki, who despite saying she wasn’t going to pout, did nothing BUT pout.
“I hope we’re performing for the South Korean school of the blind.” – Nikki
Honestly, I could have filled this whole post with Nikki’s bitchy comments. I found this one particularly amusing 🙂
“You can’t get what you want by being fake. It doesn’t work that way.” – Nikki
So says one of the faker ladies on the show.