Posted by Kim, Maggie, Kelsey, and Sage Sage: How the hell is it gonna take three hours to give away one rose and why did I volunteer for this? Actually I know why. It's because reading Maggie, Kim, and Kelsey's hilarious commentary has given me … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 8
Posted by Kim, Maggie, and Kelsey Kim: First of all, I have to say I was eating delicious carne asada fries and drinking the BEST frosty margarita in San Diego and my television FOMO still kicked in when Maggie started having a meltdown on … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 7
Posted by Kim, Maggie, and Kelsey Maggie: Guys, remember what a train wreck Jojo's hometown was last season? Do we usually see more of the family during the season or did Ben's parents just not have a lot going on? Kim: We'll see JoJo's family in … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 6
Posted by Kim, Maggie, and Kelsey Maggie: Shout out to my sister in Boston who attempts to read these even though she doesn't watch the show <3 Kelsey: Last episode feels SO long ago. Like aren't we over the last rose psych out … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 5
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: First things first, we've seen Derek's twitter cover photo and he might be the Liam of the house, you guys. Kim: I found myself being completely charmed by Derek's social media WHICH CONFUSED ME. THIS IS ALL … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette: Week 4
Posted by Kim, Maggie, and Kelsey Previously on The Bachelorette, the house united in their hatred of Chian and then rejoiced when the Smol Marine triumphed over him in the 2-on-1 date. Chian stomped through the woods and then showed up at the … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette: Week 3, Part 2
Posted by Kim and Kelsey Welcome, Rose Lovers! As our resident Bachelorette newbie Maggie is on vacation (WE MISS YOU MARSHMALLOW!) this week, our friend and psuedo-Newbie Kelsey will be filling in for the thrilling conclusion of Monday's episode! … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 3 Part 1
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: White girl wasted off of two glasses of wine, reporting from Tropical Storm Colin in Florida, let's do this thing. Kim: First of all, HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU that you are doing this from your vacation. (A LOT) … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 1
Posted by Kim and Maggie I've been watching The Bachelor franchise since day one. I've been there through the times where it genuinely seemed that people were there to try to fall in love and I've been there as it's gotten progressively more and … [Read more...]