Posted by Kim and Sage Kim: After seven seasons of twists, turns, and too many murders to even count, it's time to send Scandal off to that great television network in the sky and Thursday nights will NEVER be the same. It's been a WILD ride, hasn't … [Read more...]
“Are you Command or are you someone’s girl?” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Lost Girls
Scandal Season 7, Episode 4 “Lost Girls” Posted by Sage Last week, Scandal showed us what Fitz was up to during Mellie's first 100 days. (Making turkey sandwiches, saying racist things to Marcus.) "Lost Girls" picks up right where both of the … [Read more...]
“You throw a mean punch.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Day 101
Scandal Season 7, Episode 3 "Day 101" Posted by Kim I mean...I guess it had to happen. Tony Goldwyn IS still a principal cast member, after all. After two episodes all about Mellivia ruling the world, I GUESS we had to catch up with Fitz. I … [Read more...]
“How would Ken Burns immortalize this moment in your documentary?” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Pressing the Flesh
Scandal Season 7, Episode 2 “Pressing the Flesh” Posted by Sage Mellie's first State Dinner as POTUS is one with potentially historic stakes. Quinn Perkins & Associates are on the hunt for new clients. Jake doesn't give a shit about … [Read more...]
“I want to be a monument.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Watch Me
Scandal Season 7, Episode 1 "Watch Me" Posted by Kim HERE WE GO GUYS. Our final season of Scandal. I can't believe it. Mellie and Olivia are in the White House running the damn world. Fitz is in a cave in Vermont. Quinn and Charlie have a baby … [Read more...]
Vote for the Fourth Annual Feelies!
Posted by Kim and Sage It's that time of year, you guys! The Emmy Nominations were announced earlier this month, and while there were many things we were happy about, inevitably we were left screaming into the void about how so many brilliant … [Read more...]
“It feels right.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Transfer of Power
Scandal Season 6, Episode 16 "Transfer of Power" Posted by Kim This has been a SEASON, you guys. What I have loved so much about season six is that has kept us on our toes the entire time. Scandal has not lost its ability to surprise and this … [Read more...]
“Trying and saving and trying to save.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Tick Tock
Scandal Season 6, Episode 15 "Tick Tock" Posted by Sage In the final moments of the last episode, Maya Pope came sauntering back into our lives. Could she be the big boss of Sarah Ponytail and Peus? She's denying it, but... she would, wouldn't … [Read more...]
“This is your office now.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Head Games
Scandal Season 6, Episode 14 "Head Games" Posted by Kim When Scandal seemingly wrapped up the Peus storyline last week, with both Sarah Ponytail and Peus being you know, murdered, Sage and I were left pondering JUST WHAT Shonda had in store for … [Read more...]
“There is no Republic.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – The Box
Scandal Season 6, Episode 13 "The Box" Posted by Sage It's official: the real world has surpassed Scandal in complete screaming insanity, so Shonda is pulling the plug after season 7. We'll be gif-capping you through the last year of OPA, … [Read more...]
“I’m done losing.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Mercy
Scandal Season 6, Episode 12 "Mercy" Posted by Kim FINALLY ALL OUR CHARACTERS IN ONE ROOM AND WE GET FORWARD MOTION. This was a jam-packed episode, filled with epic group scenes as well as both familiar and unexpected combos for duet scenes. … [Read more...]
“The nightmare version.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Trojan Horse
Scandal Season 6, Episode 11 "Trojan Horse" Posted by Sage Ten full episodes since we FIRST saw election night, Scandal is finally ready to crown Fitz's successor. It won't be easy or bloodless, so crack open that Cab Sav and let's … [Read more...]
“This life of pretending.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – “The Decision”
Scandal Season 6, Episode 10 "The Decision" Posted by Kim Scandal turned 100, you guys. 100 episodes of crazy town bananapants political drama. (And we've gif-capped approximately 70% of them....SO MANY GIFS.) In this day and age of short order … [Read more...]
“I will never forgive you if you die.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Dead in the Water
Scandal Season 6, Episode 9 "Dead in the Water" Posted by Sage Scandal has been milking storylines with these character-focused episodes and showing that it's been influenced by its little sister show, How to Get Away with … [Read more...]
“I’m going to war for you.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – A Stomach For Blood
Scandal Season 6, Episode 8 "A Stomach For Blood" Posted by Kim Last week we found out that the traitor in our midst was Abby Whelan. So how exactly did Abby end up selling her soul to Sarah Ponytail and her shady network of shifty ladies (and … [Read more...]
“I am right and you are wrong.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – “A Traitor Among Us”
Scandal Season 6, Episode 7 “A Traitor Among Us” Posted by Sage Last week, Scandal revealed Frankie Vargas's assassin. And while it wasn't much of a surprise that Rowan was wrapped up in the plot, it WAS a shocker that the man who normally … [Read more...]
“Nobody owns me.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Extinction
Scandal Season 6, Episode 6 "Extinction" Posted by Kim What I am loving about this season of Scandal so far is that every episode has focused around one character and the events that brought them towards Election night. We're spending this week … [Read more...]
“Suck it up and run the world.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – They All Bow Down
Scandal Season 6, Episode 5 "They All Bow Down" Posted by Sage Hello again, Lovers of Liberty! It's SO good to be with you again, since the gif-cap took a bye week on episode 4. To sum up "The Belt": prison is NO place for a former Chief of … [Read more...]
“Time to switch positions.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Fates Worse Than Death
Scandal Season 6, Episode 3 "Fates Worse Than Death" Posted by Kim When Season Six of Scandal premiered, I was SUPER bummed that we jumped over the entire Presidential Campaign to get to election night. We skipped over SO MUCH good stuff. … [Read more...]
“You don’t get to have both.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Hardball
Scandal Season 6, Episode 2 “Hardball" Posted by Sage It's week 2 of Scandal Season 6 and America still doesn't have a president picked out. (Just like IRL! No president...no president at all.) Olivia is 500% sure that Cyrus ordered … [Read more...]
“The view from here” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Survival of the Fittest
Scandal Season 6, Episode 1 "Survival of the Fittest" Posted by Kim Aaaaaaaaaaand we're back. GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG. When we last saw Scandal, Mellie had just won the Republican Nomination for President. Cyrus had pulled a fast one and … [Read more...]
Vote for the Third Annual Feelies!
Posted by Kim and Sage The great Ron Swanson said that awards are stupid, but they are less stupid when they go to the right people. No disrespect yet ALL the disrespect to the Emmys, but when it comes to television there are WAY shows more shows … [Read more...]
You’re Gonna Need a Right Hand Man – Scandal Gif-Cap – That’s My Girl
Scandal Season 5, Episode 21 “That's My Girl” Posted by Sage I've spent the last six months telling people who quit the show during the endless loop of Olitz that Scandal is THE REALNESS again. A season finale with zero deaths? No bombs? … [Read more...]
“That’s American greatness.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Trump Card
Scandal Season 5, Episode 20 "Trump Card" Posted by Kim Good news, everyone. The race for the White House is back in full swing AND I saw Hamilton since the last time I did a gif-cap, so I can now use those gifs and actually know what they mean. … [Read more...]
The Devil Went Down To Florida – Scandal Gif-Cap – Buckle Up
Scandal Season 5, Episode 19 “Buckle Up” Posted by Sage Forget Team Cap or Team Iron for a few days. I wanna know if you're Team Liv or Team Abby. A standoff between these two ladies has the potential to cause as much death and destruction as an … [Read more...]
“There is no redemption here.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Till Death Do Us Part
Scandal Season 5, Episode 18 "Till Death Do Us Part" Posted by Kim This week on Scandal, we take a brief intermission from all this Election Drama to finally get to the root of Jake and Rowan's plans. It is, to say the least, a DOOZY. Plus, we … [Read more...]
Okay, She Did That. – Scandal Gif-Cap – Thwack!
Scandal Season 5, Episode 17 “Thwack!” Posted by Sage Tonight, on a very special episode of Scandal, everything goes to hell and I scream for the last 10 minutes. But in retrospect, haven't we been headed here for a long, long time? Let's find … [Read more...]
“Do you want to be a boss?” – Scandal Gif-Cap – The Miseducation of Susan Ross
Scandal Season 5, Episode 16 "The Miseducation of Susan Ross" Posted by Kim There is NOTHING like an election to revive a long-running political drama. Scandal is at its BEST right now and I am loving it. TO THE GIFS. We pick up right where … [Read more...]
Let’s Clean Out the Old Barn and Put On a Debate! – Scandal Gif-Cap – Pencils Down
Scandal Season 5, Episode 15 “Pencils Down” Posted by Sage The Republican primary candidates meet in their first official debate and Scandal drags another character out of the past to join the Democratic race. To the gifs! "The first gift? … [Read more...]
“How do the big dogs sleep?” – Scandal Gif-Cap – I See You
Scandal Season 5, Episode 14 "I See You" Posted by Kim This week on Scandal, an unexpected figure from seasons past returns to stir up some shit, Mellie and Susan are sexually harassed by said figure, Liv and Huck do some spying, and Abby makes … [Read more...]
“It felt so gross.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – The Fish Rots from the Head
Scandal Season 5, Episode 13 “The Fish Rots from the Head” Posted by Sage A new presidential candidate officially enters the race. Not to be outdone, Fitz enters...everyone. To the gifs! "Cover A made me look frigid. Cover B, there's gotta be … [Read more...]
“Everyone loves a hero.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Wild Card
Scandal Season 5, Episode 12 "Wild Card" Posted by Kim Greetings, Gladiators! Fitz is single and ready to mingle (ew) and making Abby's beautiful ginger hair go gray (a crime worthy of impeachment). Everybody is making moves as we hurtle … [Read more...]
Secret Diary Of A First Lady – Scandal Gif-Cap – The Candidate
Scandal Season 5, Episode 11 “The Candidate" Posted by Sage I'm not saying it was putting Olivia and Fitz back together that sent Scandal ratings down, but it was putting Olivia and Fitz back together that sent Scandal ratings down. Fortunately, … [Read more...]