Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: Let’s do the damn thing? Maggie: SHOW ME A CONTENDER. Kim: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LET A CONTENDER EMERGE. Kim: Who is that in the beanie and the henley? Because I’m already intrigued and on board thanks … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 2
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: Week Two. I am READY for the men to get dramatic Maggie: I’d just like to say, I barely remember a lot of the guys in this preview as we’re starting. EXCEPT ROBBY 2.0, HIM I REMEMBER. Kim: Becca being all I’m … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week One
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: Oh god, are we really doing this again? OKAY. In Becca's immortal words (I GUESS?), Let's do the damn thing. Maggie: I'm just like what-EVER. It's not even a good catchphrase. It's barely recognizable as … [Read more...]
The Top 20 Television Moments of 2017 – Part Two
Posted by Kim and Sage Happy holidays, y'all! Our series of year-end lists continues with the second half of our Top 20 TV moments of the year. Honestly, it gets harder and harder every year to narrow our TV feelings down to just this. And in the … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette Finale
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: I'm not ready for three hours of this. #TeamPeter Maggie: Colin was walking in and stopped in his tracks when he saw my baffled face as Rachel said HER SOUL IS ENTWINED WITH ERIC'S. THAT IS A DAMN LIE, RACHEL. Kim: … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette – The Men Tell All
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: I hate Chris Harrison, I can't believe we're about to spend two hours with him. Kim: He's gotta earn his paycheck somewhere, Maggie. We'll be seeing a lot of him between this week and After the Final Rose next … [Read more...]
Rose Petals – Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 8
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: Full disclosure, we didn't do a recap last week because we conscientiously objected to EVERYTHING in regards to what went down with Dean and his family. It felt exploitative and gross and every time I sat down to … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 6
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: Hey guys, it's been a day, but I'm here and I'm ready to watch Matt and Adam get kicked off. Who's with me? Kim: I AM! I'm home late after hosting a trivia and then facing a long MTA delay but I'm here and I'm … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 5 Part II
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: Okay, I've had a splash of wine, let's do TWO MORE HOURS OF THIS. Kim: Sage and I went to see The Total Package Tour on Tuesday night aka Boyz II Men, Paula Abdul, and New Kids on the Block. I'm still recovering … [Read more...]
Rose Petals – Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 5 Part I
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL WE HAVE TWO NIGHTS OF THIS ON TAP. Kim: Right off the bat, we get a repeat of the best moment of last week, which was Will's "That said, I will watch." Maggie: I love Will being here for … [Read more...]
Rose Petals – Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 4
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: Previously on The Bachelorette (because it was ages ago thanks to some sportsball finals), we discovered Peter's instagram, Lee established himself as the racist villain, Iggy became an inflated version of Smol … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 3
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: Previouslies: I know it's wrong, but the only thing I can focus on in this whole DeMario situation is the scrunchie on his girlfriend's wrist. I'M SORRY. Kim: Shut up face eater Bryan, I don't need a recap from … [Read more...]
Rose Petals, Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week Two.
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: I'm drunk already cause Michelle is here and it's Memorial Day. This is going to be fun! Maggie: I'm watching this stone-cold sober, let's gooooooooooooooo. Maggie: I'm so glad she brought her dog BUT WHAT … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week One
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back. After enduring the agony of Nick Viall as The Bachelor (FREE ME FROM HIM), our reward is our first Bachelorette of Color in the amazing Rachel Lindsay. I'm excited but also terrified … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Veteran, a Newbie, and a Conscientious Objector Watch The Bachelorette Finale
Posted by Kim, Maggie, Kelsey, and Sage Sage: How the hell is it gonna take three hours to give away one rose and why did I volunteer for this? Actually I know why. It's because reading Maggie, Kim, and Kelsey's hilarious commentary has given me … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All
Posted by Kim and Maggie AKA Men are So Catty, the Semi-Live version. Let's do this. Maggie: "My man, Luke Pell!" That's the first time James Taylor hasn't made me want to vomit, honestly. Kim: James Taylor was made for these kind of reunion … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 8
Posted by Kim, Maggie, and Kelsey Kim: First of all, I have to say I was eating delicious carne asada fries and drinking the BEST frosty margarita in San Diego and my television FOMO still kicked in when Maggie started having a meltdown on … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 7
Posted by Kim, Maggie, and Kelsey Maggie: Guys, remember what a train wreck Jojo's hometown was last season? Do we usually see more of the family during the season or did Ben's parents just not have a lot going on? Kim: We'll see JoJo's family in … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 6
Posted by Kim, Maggie, and Kelsey Maggie: Shout out to my sister in Boston who attempts to read these even though she doesn't watch the show <3 Kelsey: Last episode feels SO long ago. Like aren't we over the last rose psych out … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 5
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: First things first, we've seen Derek's twitter cover photo and he might be the Liam of the house, you guys. Kim: I found myself being completely charmed by Derek's social media WHICH CONFUSED ME. THIS IS ALL … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette: Week 4
Posted by Kim, Maggie, and Kelsey Previously on The Bachelorette, the house united in their hatred of Chian and then rejoiced when the Smol Marine triumphed over him in the 2-on-1 date. Chian stomped through the woods and then showed up at the … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette: Week 3, Part 2
Posted by Kim and Kelsey Welcome, Rose Lovers! As our resident Bachelorette newbie Maggie is on vacation (WE MISS YOU MARSHMALLOW!) this week, our friend and psuedo-Newbie Kelsey will be filling in for the thrilling conclusion of Monday's episode! … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 3 Part 1
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: White girl wasted off of two glasses of wine, reporting from Tropical Storm Colin in Florida, let's do this thing. Kim: First of all, HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU that you are doing this from your vacation. (A LOT) … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 2
Posted by Kim and Maggie It's week two of JoJo's journey to find love. Let's get to know some of these "gentlemen", shall we? Maggie: I like how the "Coming up tonight on The Bachelorette" scenes are all about Chad who will hopefully eventually … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: a Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 1
Posted by Kim and Maggie I've been watching The Bachelor franchise since day one. I've been there through the times where it genuinely seemed that people were there to try to fall in love and I've been there as it's gotten progressively more and … [Read more...]
The 15 Things Most Ridiculous Things Said on The Bachelor, Week 2
Posted by Kim I have a confession to make, dear readers. I, Kim, lifelong purveyor of good taste and champion of scripted television, am a MASSIVE fan of The Bachelor. I know. I'm sorry except I'm not sorry. I've watched every single … [Read more...]