Posted by Otto Hey, Bitches. Guess who's back... Everybody's favorite Queen of Sass! No, I'm not talking about Ryan Seacrest. I'm talking about ME! Otto Titsling. And in case you missed my Head Over Feels debut last month, take a minute to catch … [Read more...]
Happy First Birthday to Us!! Our Greatest Hits (So Far)
Posted by Kim and Sage As Jonathan Larson asked in Rent, "How do you measure a year?" In 219 blog posts? In over 112,500 page views? In 313 Twitter Followers and 252 Facebook Likes? In the end, I think Larson gets it right. You … [Read more...]
One Nominator to Rule Them All – A #SmashBash Gif-Cap
Posted by Kim "The Nominations" #SmashBash 2x16 Here we are. The series finale of our beloved #SmashBash. Since NBC decided to burn off...erm...super size the finale, I am here to guide you through the first hour where we anxiously await … [Read more...]
The Norma Jean/Marilyn Complex – A #SmashBash Gif-Cap
Smash Season 2, Episode 15: The Transfer - Posted by Sage Our worst nightmare is coming true. Smash has been officially canceled. Despite our organized campaign to send "Save Our Show" self-throwing, Eileen Rand martinis to NBC execs, this little … [Read more...]
Drug Ballad – A #SmashBash Gif-Cap
Smash Season 2, Episode 13: The Producers - Posted by Sage I want to dedicate this week's #SmashBash to each and every beautiful soul who shares this weekly tradition with us. This would truly be no fun without you. A third season is looking more … [Read more...]
Take it off! – A #SmashBash Gif-Cap
Smash Season 2, Episode 11: The Dress Rehearsal - Posted by Sage It is my honor and privilege to bring you this, my first Saturday #SmashBash recap. I, for one, prefer this change in the schedule. Now Smash no longer conflicts with any of my real … [Read more...]
I Brought You Liza! – A #SmashBash Gif-Cap
Posted by Kim "The Surprise Party" Smash 2x10 Can we all agree upon the fact that two episodes of Smash in one week is just TOO MUCH? Smash aired on Tuesday for the last time this week and then aired another episode in its new Saturday time … [Read more...]
Mama’s Lettin’ Loose – A #SmashBash Gif-Cap
Smash Season 2, Episode 9: The Parents - Posted by Sage It's double the Smash and double the #SmashBash this week, ya'll! Derek and his minions are making the move to weekends this Saturday and Kim will have you covered with that gif-cap. … [Read more...]
“Do You Like Me? Check Yes or No” – A #SmashBash Gif-Cap
Posted by Kim "Bells and Whistles" #SmashBash 2x08 Well, dear SmashBashers, we've made it to the halfway mark of the season. I know. It feels like the premiere was a decade ago. The official episode synopsis for this week is as follows: … [Read more...]
YOU Get A Marilyn. And YOU Get A Marilyn! – A #SmashBash Gif-cap
Smash Season 2, Episode 7: Musical Chairs - Posted by Sage The Smashbash lives for another week! I sadly can't report a miracle ratings spike, but we're not at the point of cancellation yet. Instead, NBC is moving it to Saturday nights in April. … [Read more...]
It’s Just Fringe – A #SmashBash Gif-cap
Posted by Kim "The Fringe" Smash 2x06 Another week, another ridiculous episode of Smash. BUT the ratings went up oh so slightly this week! Mainly because everything was in repeats, but still. We just want to keep bashing through the end … [Read more...]
It’s Like We’ve ALL Decided to Go Off Our Meds – A #SmashBash Gif-cap
Smash Season 2, Episode 5: The Read-Through - Posted by Sage The ratings are in the crapper, #SmashBash brothers and sisters. And I fear we won't have this ludicrous show to kick around for much longer. So let's enjoy it while we can, … [Read more...]
“Sing out Louise!!” – A #SmashBash Gif Cap
Posted by Kim #SmashBash 2x04 "The Song" The show we love to hate lives on for another week! We're gif-capping while we still can, because seriously y'all. The ratings. I think the only thing that is keeping Smash on the air is the fact … [Read more...]
Looks Like No One Bothered to Wikipedia “Dramaturg” – A #SmashBash Gif-cap
Smash Season 2, Episode 3: The Dramaturg - Posted by Sage Last Tuesday's #SmashBash was preempted by the State of the Union, so we had two weeks to recover from that (ugh) 2 hour long season premiere. But the show we all love to hate watch is … [Read more...]
A Smash Recap in Gifs
Posted by Kim Smash, the show we all (okay, a few of us, according to last night's ratings) love to hate watch, is back! Now, we wouldn't DARE to try to fully recap this show because our heroes over at Vulture do it so damn well. What we ARE good … [Read more...]
Kim on the Golden Globe Nominations
Posted by Kim Well. I was expecting madness on the TV Comedy side this morning when The Golden Globe nominations were announced. I ranted about it yesterday in my post about the SAG nominations. So while I am not happy about the insanity that is … [Read more...]
Judging a TV Show by its Pilot
Posted by Kim “So you’re telling me after 21 years at this label, if I don’t open for your little ingénue, who wouldn’t even make it as one of my back-up singers, that you’re not going to support me? Well...you can kiss my decision as I’m walking … [Read more...]