Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: I'm not ready for three hours of this. #TeamPeter Maggie: Colin was walking in and stopped in his tracks when he saw my baffled face as Rachel said HER SOUL IS ENTWINED WITH ERIC'S. THAT IS A DAMN LIE, RACHEL. Kim: … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette – The Men Tell All
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: I hate Chris Harrison, I can't believe we're about to spend two hours with him. Kim: He's gotta earn his paycheck somewhere, Maggie. We'll be seeing a lot of him between this week and After the Final Rose next … [Read more...]
Rose Petals – Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 8
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: Full disclosure, we didn't do a recap last week because we conscientiously objected to EVERYTHING in regards to what went down with Dean and his family. It felt exploitative and gross and every time I sat down to … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 6
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: Hey guys, it's been a day, but I'm here and I'm ready to watch Matt and Adam get kicked off. Who's with me? Kim: I AM! I'm home late after hosting a trivia and then facing a long MTA delay but I'm here and I'm … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 5 Part II
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: Okay, I've had a splash of wine, let's do TWO MORE HOURS OF THIS. Kim: Sage and I went to see The Total Package Tour on Tuesday night aka Boyz II Men, Paula Abdul, and New Kids on the Block. I'm still recovering … [Read more...]
Rose Petals – Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 5 Part I
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL WE HAVE TWO NIGHTS OF THIS ON TAP. Kim: Right off the bat, we get a repeat of the best moment of last week, which was Will's "That said, I will watch." Maggie: I love Will being here for … [Read more...]
Rose Petals – Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 4
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: Previously on The Bachelorette (because it was ages ago thanks to some sportsball finals), we discovered Peter's instagram, Lee established himself as the racist villain, Iggy became an inflated version of Smol … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week 3
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: Previouslies: I know it's wrong, but the only thing I can focus on in this whole DeMario situation is the scrunchie on his girlfriend's wrist. I'M SORRY. Kim: Shut up face eater Bryan, I don't need a recap from … [Read more...]
Rose Petals, Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week Two.
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: I'm drunk already cause Michelle is here and it's Memorial Day. This is going to be fun! Maggie: I'm watching this stone-cold sober, let's gooooooooooooooo. Maggie: I'm so glad she brought her dog BUT WHAT … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: Kim and Maggie Watch The Bachelorette, Week One
Posted by Kim and Maggie Kim: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back. After enduring the agony of Nick Viall as The Bachelor (FREE ME FROM HIM), our reward is our first Bachelorette of Color in the amazing Rachel Lindsay. I'm excited but also terrified … [Read more...]