Ain’t Life Grand? – Scandal Gif-Cap

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Scandal Season 4, Episode 22
“You Can’t Take Command”
Posted by Sage

A thousand apologies for leaving you alone with season 4’s penultimate outing, Gladiators. But we’re back with another rollercoaster of a Scandal finale. Shondaland gave us plenty of twists and turns to mull over all summer, plus the toxic reunion I’ve been dreading. Let’s get right to it, shall we?

“Please! I am not Mr. Bainbridge…to you…” I see what you did there, Rowan.

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“You have set quite an example for my daughter, I will tell you that.” This is so twisted and cruel. I love it.

filch we are in trouble

“Does it interest you?” Rowan/Mr. Bainbridge hands Mellie a folder of photos of Mellie and Andrew bonin’, plus the particulars of Fitz’s participation in Remington.

ron not interested

“You don’t ask me who I am, Mrs. Grant. You ask me what I need.”

i own you hercules

“You’ll go down. Your husband will go down. It will be a bloodbath.” Rowan needs a list of names. Mellie seems ready to comply.

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Jake is about to testify about Remington in the B6-13 hearing. Good luck with that, you gorgeous target.

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“You tell the truth. You tell the whole truth. No matter what happens, no matter who gets hurt.” I just…do they really think they’re going to win this?

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“Susan is a national treasure.” TRUE. And of course Liv realized that before anyone else.

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“And congratulations on the Brandon bill. That…is the man I voted for.” Congratulations on doing your job that one time in eight goddamn years.

we're the bestest harry

The entire grand jury (and their bus driver) has been executed. That was the list of names that Mellie gave Rowan.

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“Normally, I’d be all white hat, woo-hoo. But I got a call from Oregon. The court stenographer, Faye? That’s her name, Faye. She knits hideous scarves that I have to wear so I don’t hurt her feelings. Faye was killed by a hit and run driver while out walking her dog. Except she doesn’t have a dog.” Everyone involved in this trial is at risk or already dead. Message, received.

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“And while I live for justice, I don’t wanna die for it.” What kind of attitude is that, Rosen??

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“I need you to keep your mouth shut, can you do that?” Lizzy Bear is the only other person on the planet besides Mellie and Rowan who knows the role Mellie played in the murder of the jurors.

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“Cyrus? I killed those grand jurors.” Until she tells Cyrus, that is. The guilt, my friends. She is weighing on our Mellie.

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“No, DON’T hug me. I’m sick of being comforted. I’m sick of fighting and losing.” “Don’t Touch Me” is a complete and separate emotion.

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“I go where you go.” “It doesn’t matter where I go or what I do. I’m still trapped. I’m still his prisoner.” Liv tells Jake that she wants Rowan dead. She’s had enough of looking over her shoulder.

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“You got that ‘I been in the hole’ look all on your face.” Olivia goes to see her mom for help.

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“Did you father and I not tell you you were special enough when you were little? Did we not give you enough hugs?” Marie says Olivia needs to come back down from her “uppity world.”

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“Are you going to tell your teammate you added slaughter to your resume?” Mellie did it for THEM though. HOW IS IT WORSE THAN ANYTHING FITZ AND CYRUS HAVE DONE? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

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“I’ll take care of it.” “You will?” “I will.” I doubt it.

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“Forgive me, Miss Pope. But that must be one of the most preposterous things I’ve ever heard.” Jake and Liv meet with the director of the FBI to talk B6-13. Jake takes credit for all their work.

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“B6-13 is real. And I think from that look in your eye that you already knew that.”

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Rowan tells Cyrus that he’s done him favors. Not killing Rosen was one. Thanks for that at least, you monster.

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“Well, it stops now. I am having this Rowan arrested brought in and brought down. I won’t have it.” I appreciate this lady’s tenacity, but…

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“Honey, I’m gonna call you honey because I can’t remember your first name and I don’t care: Honey, you wanna be reasonable about this. Because a shadow intelligence organization operating quite happily in power and in secrets for decades inside the FBI, the CIA and the NSA, if there was such a thing, well that would be like a sleeping lion. And isn’t it safer to tiptoe around the lion? What do you think happens when you poke the lion? Whose face does the lion rip off first? I think it rips off Honey’s face first.” CYRUS.

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Director Lowery’s people grabs Jake and Liv. They throw them in jail.

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“Mostly though, I’d like to thank my wife….and maybe if you’re as flawed a person as I am, you start taking them for granted.” Fitz gives a toast to Mellie’s victory. He’s all over her dick right now, because Fitz likes to be associated with winners.

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“Losing a child. Most people never recover from that. It destroys families, upends marriages. Not ours. Her love, her friendship means anything. As a team, we’ve never been stronger. So please, join me in raising a glass. To my best friend.” 

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“Rosen, why would I fire you? You’re the Attorney General. MY Attorney General.” Cyrus’s voice is all soft and scary. Run, David, run.

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“With you, David, I already know your pressure point. You only have one: Abby.” *Record scratch*

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P.S. WHERE IS LEO.

“Though, if something were to happen to her. Suicide. Aneurysm. Car accident.” “You can’t threaten me like that.” “Actually, I can.” LEAVE RED ALONE 2K15.

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“You want me to recant?” “On signing this document, you will be free to leave this room.” Rosen visits Jake and Liv in prison. He forces them to sign a document stating that they’ll disavow all knowledge of B6-13.

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“So much for being the good guys, huh, Rosen?”

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Scandal Season 4, Episode 20
“First Lady Sings The Blues”
Posted by Sage

Nothing like the exquisite chaos of the last few episodes of a Scandal season. Let’s get straight to the gifs.

Quinn comes into the OPA office early morning, turns on the lights, puts on the coffee, and sees Jake bleeding out. “Oh, they got you. Oh, I let them get you.” WELL, that’s one way to open an episode.

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“Still warm.” “Warm enough?” Huck slams Jake on the chest without warning. He wakes up. JAKE BALLARD IS GONNA LIVE FOREVER.

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“If Jake goes to a hospital, a digital trail is created.”  Dirty warehouse, it is!

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“It’s coming, it’s all coming. You guys called me ten minutes ago!” Charlie provides a safe house and a sketchy mob doctor. Charlie’s a genuine part of the team now, which is weird but not unpleasant.

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“Mrs. Grant, you already have a job.” Mellie is starting her campaign for Senator in Virginia and the sexist bullshit has already begun pouring in.

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“How deeply insulting – not just to our intelligence, to the people of Virginia. And to all the gracious and patriotic first ladies who quietly and proudly served our great nation before her.” Sally Langston is running her mouth and someone’s gotta put a stop to it.

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Also, remember when First Ladies had cute nicknames like “Ladybird”? Can we bring that back?

“Somebody always dying.” So, sketchy mob doctor = not exactly a cheery gig.

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“Pretty lady looks familiar.” The doctor tries to talk about Olivia in front of her. Olivia schools him by responding in fluent Russian.

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“You help my friend, I help yours.” Sketchy Mob Doctor is tight with a Russian assassin who Olivia and others presumed dead. Black Sable is her code name. Also a really nice defining shade for a classic smokey eye.

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“Now you, scared man with glasses…” Will can always answer to that.

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“These days it’s Mary…Mary Peterson. Come on in, I just baked cookies.” Olivia and Huck find Black Sable, but she’s not exactly the kind of woman they were expecting.

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“Growing up, we were poor. Not American poor. My little brother starved to death because we didn’t have any food: Russian poor.”

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“Why would I say no to that? It was the greatest thing that every happened to me.” Mary became an assassin out of necessity. It pulled her out of poverty, even though she never saw her family again.

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“The people telling me who to kill stopped telling me who to kill.” But why didn’t she go to like, Fiji or something? Escape to Washington DC? Be the FBI’s next-door neighbor? Great plan, Nana. REAL GREAT. 

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“Putin’s hit the re-start button.” It’s on this puppy.

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Mary’s been contacted about a job. She doesn’t know what it is, but she fears for her life if she doesn’t do it.

Sally has gotten the nation all riled up about Mellie’s run. Now they think there’s a conflict of interest because Mellie is “sleeping with the president.” Heeeeyyyyy.

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Except the only thing more frigid than Fitz and Mellie’s marriage was my dead, black heart before I discovered Harry Styles.

“First Lady is not a job, it’s a title.” Can’t be accurately called a job if this is what you do all day:

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“I wanna hear what Abby has to say.”

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“You need to distance yourself from your husband.” I’m listening.

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“So, Mellie Grant’s run for Senate is legal because of misogyny. In this instance, misogyny is our friend.” Abby calls David to find out if the haters have a point. In this case, the haters are our friends.

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“Quinn, we need blood.” Quinn ties up some techs and raids a blood bank for Jake. Aw, guys. We got some real camaraderie happening happening over here.

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David is giving a phone interview with the talking head show while overseeing the warehouse with Jake. Huck watches Mary’s handler make the drop.

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“Blood!” “Blood?”

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“Ballard has been eliminated.” “Untrue.” Rowan, is Mycroft aware that you’re boring the Diogenes Club?

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“Then find him, and cut the thread.” Fly, my pretties.

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“You’ll get busy and use my body in any way you want, however many times that you want. Conversation optional.” Russell booty calls Olivia in an attempt to keep her on the line and trace her phone. I hate it when that happens. Men, amirite?

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“Does she buy meat here?” Mary’s handler is a butcher. Olivia goes to his place of business to intimidate him, but he’s got jokes.

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“Some people have bark, some people have bite, I have both.”

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Scandal Season 4, Episode 19
“I’m Just a Bill”
Posted by Kim

God GOD, this was a jam-packed episode, Gladiators.  Halfway through my initial viewing, I texted Sage wailing that everyone was speechifying and I couldn’t keep up.  Episodes like “I’m Just a Bill” exemplify everything we LOVE about Scandal.  It had intrigue, monologues that were delivered as if they were operatic arias, and one HELL of a shocker at the end.  Why am I still talking?  Let’s get to the gifs!

Papa Pope pours himself a giant glass of wine as if he wasn’t a monster who terrorized his own daughter and currently has a gun strapped to his back.

“I see you have a few more locks, that’s good.” I love that he is making light of his daughter’s post-traumatic stress syndrome.  Totally awesome.

“Since you’re a “fixer”,  I thought I would come to you.”

“Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?” I love how everything Rowan says just drips with condescension and barely concealed malice.

“I’m just a paleontologist who works at the Smithsonian!”

“I’m just giving you a chance. One chance.”

“I don’t care about any of that. I care about justice!” WHITE HATS.

“Is your hatred for me so great that you are willing to tear him down too?” Clearly.

“Did he disappoint you? Did you learn that he’s only human after all?” I mean he’s right, but I hate that Rowan is painting Liv’s righteous fury as the actions of a scorned woman.

“You want to dig into some Freud baby?”

“All men in fact are just like your father.”

“It is your friends who do not know you. You are a warrior.” I mean I am PRETTY sure the Gladiators know that.  It’s why they are fucking called Gladiators.

“You will burn it down and then never look back.”

“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, Liv.  Poison though it may be.”

“Thank you for the wine, Olivia.” And then we see that Russell is tied up behind the couch.  Just a typical night, you know.

Liv laughing over Russell’s body as he comes to.  “I think we had a little too much to drink.”

“If that’s the cost of taking out my father, yes.” David wants to fast track the case against B613 before Rowan kills all the witnesses.  Liv is on board because she gives no fucks anymore.

Cy campaigning for votes on the Brandon Bill, which was inspired by the events that transpired in “The Lawn Chair”. 

Meanwhile, in other ways to tie the events of “The Lawn Chair” into the rest of the seasonal arc, Marcus Walker (the activist who led the protests) is leading the D.C. mayoral race.

Liv gets a call from Marcus.  She shows up at the CURRENT mayor’s house to find him and the dead body of the Mayor’s wife, who he was having an affair with.  Because there are NO good people on Scandal.

“You were never here.” Liv and the Gladiators assess the situation and all their options and choose to mop up the scene, dispose of the body, and call it a missing persons case until they know what’s going on.

The vote on the bill is tied so they have to call in Vice President (and political unicorn) Susan Ross to break the tie.

Susan is presiding over a spelling bee and refuses to leave until the last word is spelled.

Susan says she has to read the bill before she votes on it. “I won’t vote on something I haven’t read, Cyrus.”  At least someone in this town has a modicum of integrity.

“What should we do with the body?” “Dealer’s choice.” “Really? Thanks, Huck.” That’s quite enough with the foreplay over dead bodies, Huckleberry Quinn.

“I know this is hard for you. Prison is harder.”

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Scandal Season 4, Episode 18
“Honor Thy Father”

Posted by Sage

Happy Easter, Gladiators! Have we got a second coming for you. Let’s get straight to the gifs.

“I can’t. This is my death warrant. You understand? I sign this, I die. We’re all gonna die. So, Jake, are we gonna die, or…??

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“We are taking down Command, and you were once Command too.” Jake won’t testify against B6-13, so David Rosen thinks it might be a good idea to threaten him.

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So Jake shoves David’s face into his own desk.

“Charlie?” “Max!” Charlie “accidentally” bumps into an old friend, who’s also former B6-13.

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Team White Hat is rounding up former agents to testify. This will go well, I’m sure.

“They’re credited with 37 assassinations, from Hamburg to Grenada.” “Yeah, but some of those were bombings.” “So?” “So, that’s cheating.” Do not have sex with this man again, Quinn.

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David gives away the whole plan for the witnesses – safe house, immunity, secret grand jury – unaware that Jake is listening in.

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“You shout. In your sleep. About a red door and a ring. In other languages.” Olivia’s mustachioed piece of ass’s name is actually Franklin Russell, and they are still doin’ it.

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“You don’t have to call me ANYTHING.” “Here’s the thing, Alex. I don’t think it is.” He’s known all along that Olivia is using a fake name too.

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“She was 14 when things started between them. 14. He was 29.” Olivia meets with Congressman Reed, whose sister killed herself after her affair with her math teacher went south. His father then confessed to killing that math teacher. I’m mostly impressed that Reed managed to get elected with a family member on death row.

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“Should have been more. Should have emptied that entire gun into the son of a bitch.” Reed has been making appeals, but Fitz rejected his plea for a stay of execution. Republicans.

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“Maybe he wishes he killed the guy. I don’t…I don’t know.” Mr. Square Jaw did it and we all know it.

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“When’s the last time you went to church?” “You are down south, honey. You are in church right now.” Lizzie Bear is looking way out of place doing her thing as Mellie’s campaign manager and interviewing a voter in a kitschy BBQ joint. It’s rather delightful.

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“Haven’t talked to that girl in a long time. Folks always ask, ‘why are you still so loyal to her?’  You know, after everything. And I understand that, I do. But you know why? ‘Cause she’s family. And I always got her back. You tell her that for me.” Delightful southern-fried voter is Mellie’s SISTER. EVEN BETTER.

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“Mellie, she smiles, she’s polite. But right under the surface, she is 50 shades of angry. I saw it.” Half-sister actually. And she’s piiiiiisssed.

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“Make her an ‘us.'” Sucking up to Harmony (HARMONY) is last on Mellie’s list of things she wants to do, right after bra-fittings with Olivia.

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“Let me tell you: once you’ve stood on a dollhouse in your little girl’s closet and tried to lift her lifeless body with one hand and loosen the noose around her neck with the other, you’re not alive any more anyway.” Oh.

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“I’m gonna make sure you walk out of here a free man.” A lost cause! Olivia’s favorite.

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“Who’s up for charades?” Charlie wants to turn the former B6-13 agents’ hideout into a summer camp for assassins. Everyone else just wants to sit quietly and contemplate their looming deaths.

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“There’s a strange wind. It’s too warm. It’s coming, it’s scary.” Cyrus has a horse in the Harmony race because of course he does.

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“Team FitzMel or MelFitz whatever, it’ll be over.” Fitz will get all ashamed about Mellie’s issues with Harmony (because he doesn’t do ~lady feelings~) and stop supporting Mellie’s run. Cyrus is the puppet master.

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“You look…festive.” “How’s it going with that prostitute of yours you got mixed up with?”

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“He’s like a stormchaser in a van hurling down the highway, but he’s pressed up against the windshield, grinning wildly, waiting for everything to go to hell and wanting to be there when it does.”

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“Do you wanna know what I would have done if that was my kid?” “No.” Just write it in your journal, Huck.

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“I was 16. It was awful. He was awful.” Dead-ass math teacher had quite a few conquests in his day.

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And his ex-wife died of natural causes a few weeks prior. Well, that’s convenient.

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Charlie gets back to the safehouse and everyone is dead. Except Max, who’s just dying. Jake is standing among the bodies, and he and Charlie go at it.

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“If she doesn’t toughen up, she’ll never make it through a campaign. Whether I’m standing by her side or not.” Mellie is like mother-fuckin’ TEFLON, you son of a bitch.

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“We got this, Rosen. You can go.” “Well, if you’re sure.” “Mr. Peabody” is released from body clean-up, so…

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“You see me for what I am.” – Scandal Gif-Cap

I love weddings

Scandal Season 4, Episode 17
“Put a Ring on It.”
Posted by Kim

It’s been so long since Cyrus has had the central story I TOTALLY forgot that he was in a sham relationship with a prostitute.  Whoops.   To the gifs!

Liv is dreaming about Fitz and about throwing the ring in his face and running in the hallway. 

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There’s some sort of late night emergency and you know what that means…GLADIATORS ASSEMBLE! Discuss in the comments who is who.

As he hustles to meet with the Gladiators, Cyrus breaks the family portrait of him and James with their (strangely absent this season) daughter. 

Michael was very indiscreet at a bar and got caught in a “compromising” position. 

Michael’s photos are all over the tabloids. 

The only way to diffuse the crisis is for Cy and Michael to get married post-haste. 

“It sounds like a shotgun wedding!” “It is and you’re the pregnant bride.” 

“There is no bigger stage. There is no bigger moment.” 

“I can’t bother the President with my hooker troubles.” 

“A Gay Republican White House Wedding.” Please tell me that was printed on the invitations.

Liv convinces Mellie to host the wedding. 

Quinn and Huck pay off the bartender to tell the reporters that it was just Michael’s bachelor party. 

By hosting the wedding, Mellie can make a break away from her husband’s beliefs, which will gain her votes in her senate race. BECAUSE OF COURSE FITZ DOESN’T BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE.

“Love is love.”  Mellie for President!

“You’re doing great out there.” Leo’s subtext is “I’m going to take you home after this and do naughty things to you.”

We flashback to Cyrus proposing to his girlfriend Janet but all I can focus on is his wig. 

“I am Catholic. I have been saving myself. I can’t get divorced like those girls from Holyoke.”

“I hear we’re running a kooky wedding service out of the White House.” 

Fitz finds out Liv is behind the wedding planning and does the only thing he can do…look constipated.

“The President’s views remain unchanged.” BECAUSE HE IS THE WORST.

“Do I have to be here for this? I have a country to run.” At least we’re admitting that Cyrus is in charge of the country now.

Cyrus tells Michael to stop whining about his parents having to come to the wedding. Put on your big boy underpants, dude, this is all your fault anyway.

On Cyrus’ wedding day we see him and his best man/racquetball buddy/lover. “Happily married men don’t play.”

Sally Langston has her own talking head show because of course she does. 

Sally proclaims that everything about Cyrus and Michael’s relationship is a lie. She also publicly offers 10K for anyone who can substantiate her claim.

“There is a word for you, Sally.” 

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Season 4, Episode 16
“It’s Good to Be Kink”
Posted by Sage

Lena and her wig are having a moment. I’m so glad this episode fell on my turn. Let’s gif busy. (You heard me.)

“I did nothing illegal…I’m human. I’m a man.” “You’re disgusting.” Leo did a thing. A thing that Abby finds “disgusting.” With a lady, perhaps?

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“You’re not a saint. I’ve been between the sheets with you. You’ve taught me some things.” This is not the right route to take in this argument Leo. Abort. Abort.

oh god always sunny

“I will take care of it…I AM IN CHARGE NOW.” And you should always be, Ms. Whelan.

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“Some woman…who slept with a large swatch of DC power players.” “Claims to have slept.””It’s not fake. You saw the part about the guy she calls the ‘Dustbuster’?” OH, YOU LIKE IT LIKE THAT, DO YOU, LEO? Has anyone fanfic-ed this chapter of Sue’s memoir yet?

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“I need you to stop this book. I need you to shut it down.” Booooooo.

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“Oh my god, you’re Olivia Pope. Hold on, am I in trouble?” It’s Lena Dunham in some horse hair pigtails! And she might liked to be punished.

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“I mean, define ‘violate,’ for you.” Her delivery of this was very Shoshanna.

sherlock stick to the facts

“Make that book disappear from the planet.” Do we have to round up the guys? Please say we have to round up the guys.

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“Thank you, Liv. I’ll have Leo send over a check.” “Tell him it’s on the house.” I feel like this is the only time I’ve heard mention of OPA actually getting paid for their work.

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“I need immunity from prosecution.” Huck demands immunity from David as they go after B6-13. He won’t give up his family again.

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“Where have you been?” “Dentist.” “The DENTIST.” Lie better, Huck.

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“I grew. I came here to tell you in person that I won’t publish the book. If you give me 3 million dollars.” Yesssss, play the game, Sue.

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“You mean a ‘whore’? When did you become so weak?” Well, this got interesting.

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“The power you wield in this town, Olivia, it’s legend. You used to exude it. It came out of every pore. It gave other women a contact high. So I must admit I’m a little disappointed by your behavior towards me.”

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“As if picking up a hot stranger in a bar for a dirty screw is a crime…I’m not ashamed.”

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“I stood in this office and I promised Clarence Burk a change.” Fitz thinks he can get mandatory body cams for police officers through a Republican Congress. Also, he’s actually President-ing. This is new.

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“I’m running for senator of Virginia.” Sign me up for the United States of MELLIE.

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“Wow, that’s history making. Good for you and good for Virginia.”

you win forever josh hutcherson

Mellie wants Leo to run her campaign (smart lady); Abby makes up some bullshit reason why he’s not available, leaving out the words “dust” and “buster.”

“But she’s most active on Land-O-Kink.” “Two million members and counting.” “The United States of Kink.” OPA logs in to sift through the guys on the database.

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“To keep it from being hacked? That’s old school. Respect.” Sue typed her manuscript on a typewriter and Huck is impressed.

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“Hi, Colt?” “You must be Sue.” Quinn and Huck send Sue out on a date with CHARLIE. Also, “COLT”?

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“I’d tie your arms to the rafters then I’d nail your feet to the floor.” Um, pass?

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“Mentally, she’s a mess. She carries her gun with her everywhere she goes. Won’t go out at night. Won’t even order take-out. I have no idea how she’s surviving.” Fitz and Jake have creepy boys nights where they gossip about Olivia’s fragile mental state.

i don't know why friends

Time for a “reading the book” montage! Let’s meet Sue’s conquests.

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“Joystick.” “Thruster.” “Sit and Spin.” You forgot one.

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“Only one left: The Doctor.” HE WOULD.

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*Only the “this is my dick” gif would have been appropriate here.

“It’s not his occupation, it’s his initials. D.R, Liv. D.R.” David Rosen also tripped the Sue Fantastic. I need all of the details.

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“I was dead inside, I needed to feel.” “DISGUSTING.” But really, poor Abby. Two dudes she’s been in serious, real relationships with.

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“Let me remind you: after your little failed coup. You work for me. Your time is my time. So get your ass off the swings. Get up on the hill. Get me my votes. Understood?” Cyrus has Lizzy Bear in his pocket and he’s putting her to work on body cams. Could be a worse mission though.

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“Gentlemen, please, if you’ll just calm down.” OPA gathers all of the men Sue wrote about. If they each contribute $175,000, they can buy the book. There’s a lot of yelling and people being VERY IMPORTANT.

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“You think this is funny, Bergen.” “A little.” Never leave me, Leo.

cinderella story why i love you

“STILL IN.” Just stay here forever.

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Scandal Season 4, Episode 15
“The Testimony of Diego Munoz”
Posted by Kim

After a brief detour into “very important episode” territory, Scandal (and thus our gif-caps) returned to soapy and scandalous form this week.  Just how we like it.  Not that we didn’t like “The Lawn Chair”, BECAUSE WE DID, it just felt a little icky snarking on that one.  And what is Head Over Feels and Scandal without snark and animated gifs?  Very little.  Let’s get right to it!

Susan Ross preps for her Vice Presidential Confirmation hearings. 

“As a single mother, I have a unique perspective.” 

Susan freezes for what feels like an eternity.

“A little odd, isn’t it, that I’m going to tell you a cute little story about my daughter…” Abby and Cy’s faces say it all: “ABORT! EVERYBODY PANIC!”

Susan loses it and starts laughing hysterically.  One might call it panic laughter.

“So that happened…”

Liv drinks alone in her apartment, clutching a gun and her phone. 

“I’m not coming back.  There is no back.” Someone needs to run off to an island again and her name is Olivia Pope.

Liv hears the “Where’s the black lady?” lady arguing with the super across the hall.  She eavesdrops Boo Radley style.

“You can’t change the locks for five more days,” Liv says through her peep-hole.  Olivia Pope, creeper defender of tenant’s rights.

The lady’s name is Rose and she insists that Lois would never leave without telling her. 

Olivia puts Huck and Quinn on the case of finding Lois’ body. 

 
Huck’s ex-wife shows up saying her husband Diego Munoz worked for B613 and she has files.  Did we just learn Huck’s real name?

“The laugh heard round the world.” 

“My job is simple: to take away the questions.” Leo, my treasure.

“Got it. No more laughing. How do we begin?” “More laughing.” Yes, I support this strategy.

They send Susan on a talk show tour regarding the laugh.

“You need to be one with the core conservative base.” I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE!

“Who doesn’t love a gay wedding?” “You, Susan. You.” Petition for Leo to be a series regular in season 5.

“STOP TELLING THE TRUTH.”

“I do love the Bible.” 

“Please don’t break out the freshman psychology.”

“This is fun.” “I know.” Leo and Abby turn each other on so much.

David goes to Jake and Huck about the files and starts rattling off movie lines. 

“Don’t speak about murder in front of the Attorney General.”

“Fine let’s just find the guy I’m NOT going to kill.”

“Being President is an exhausting job.” You have to do lots of things.

Susan quits.

“This is just theatre! Play acting.”

Huck and Quin talk about the ways that they would have gotten rid of Lois’ body and it feels like weird foreplay.

“You don’t just tell anyone about B613.”

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“Everyone lives, no one is happy.” – Scandal Gif-Cap

scandal steven no more blood

Season 4, Episode 13: No More Blood
Posted by Sage

Is there anything better than a surprise return by a beloved character?

Yes: Olivia eviscerating Fitz with a blistering monologue.

It was a good week in Shondaland. On to the gifs.

“The woman says they’re playing us.” Meanwhile, Olivia is playing errrybody. She’s the boss.

course not boss

“Everyone lives, no one is happy.”

ill allow it chang

Olivia manages to sabotage the Iran exchange with neither her captors or her buyers being the wiser.

“I do not know what you are talking about, Red.” Abby knows that talks are happening about Olivia’s capture, but Cyrus plays dumb to avoid telling her what’s going on.

have to go feed my cat

“Liv’s okay.” Jake tells Quinn that the transfer didn’t go through. Quinn breaks down and cries on his chest. This is very stressful for all of us, gurl.

broadchurch actively needs tea

“We both know why we call it a race. It’s because someone wins. And it’s never you.” I’m always here for Mellie emasculating Andrew.

reedus sorry not sorry

“Any time I like, I can whisper in a reporter’s ear. Tell ’em how rough you like it. What filthy names get you off. And how loudly you moan.” Friendly reminder that we used to root for this guy.

anastasia going to upset me

“We have four countries. Four. Who will discover that the deaths of their leaders were not by natural causes.” The CIA estimates that there’s only a 30% chance of Olivia’s successful extraction. All their secrets are in jeopardy.

aladdin get caught

“Sir?” “We extract her. We stick with the plan.” Fitz won’t listen to any of his advisers. He’ll put the entire free world in danger to bone Olivia again.

capaldi fuck you

“Oh, for the love of god. You moron, you CHILD.” CYRUS, YES.

yes exactly sherlock

“You can take your flowers and your daisies and your ‘love conquers all’ and your hope and you can choke on it. Because I don’t work here ANYMORE.” Yes. All of this. All of it.

coriolanus talk to the hand

“….Cyrus? Don’t you agree?” HE WAS ONLY IMAGINING IT?

whatd you do tommy boy

“Even the scales, show some solidarity, sister.” Lizzy Bear needs to get her hands dirty, just like Mellie did.

rules of feminism

“Feels good, that’s the problem. Warm blood on your hands feels good. The music…of the screams.” Jake has an inner monster too. He keeps it inside, and Huck has to learn how to do that.

black like my heart

“You may be Liv’s puppy, but I’m kind of yours.” Quinn needs to know that Huck won’t lose it again if they lose Liv. “No more blood, I promise,” he swears.

freaky friday chill

“Forget I said it. Of course you’re right.” David tries to calm Abby about the possibility that the CIA will neutralize Olivia. Just get back together already, you two.

daddy's got you

“You want me to kill him, is that it?” “Just…do whatever it is you do. You have free reign. Full creative control. Just make him pay. Make him HURT.” Lizzy Bear appeals to Huck’s inner monster, just as he promised to hide him away forever.

han scared

“I’m sorry. I don’t do that anymore.” Aw.

what kind of crazy

“We stop that beating heart.” Cyrus goes around Fitz, who can never think straight when it comes to Olivia’s magical hoo-ha.

in your honor torchwood

“Make one step towards the Oval and I will have you arrested.” Abby tries to tell Fitz what Cyrus is up to.

felicity looking at it

“Go, Chechnya, go!” Liv’s kidnappers are watching the auction like it’s the big game.

tom hanks typing

“Who is Marie Wallace?”

mindy call my crotch

“We tied?” “This isn’t a high school soccer match. There are no ties.” “Marie” is matched with a bid from Russia.

zayn how does that happen

“Take her bid and then demand more at the drop. She will pay it.” Liv tries to swing the buy to Marie. Gus sees that that’s where she wants to go, so he accepts the Russians’ bid.

find a way out jean ralphio

“Red, need ya in the bullpen.” Cyrus again stops Abby from telling Fitz about the danger that Liv is in.

Ruined everything

Huck gets around the “no more blood” promise by incapacitating Andrew via injection.

fucking crazy

“Prescott Lake.” “In Canada. What’s up there?” It’s Rowan! And he’s fishing. It’s like yoga, but he gets to kill something.

fuck me malcolm tucker

“People are endlessly disappointing because you hope they won’t be.” Rowan knew that Liv and her people would need him eventually. So he won’t help.

i understand everything

“She’s your daughter.” “I don’t HAVE a daughter.”

this is awkward

Liv’s captors bicker about bathroom breaks, leaving their car keys on the table right in front of her.

scully we're in luck

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