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  1. Dancing On My Own – Scandal Gif-Cap

    November 22, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    scandal dancing

    Season 4, Episode 9: Where The Sun Don’t Shine
    Posted by Sage

    All the fixers who independeeeent. Throw your hands up at meeee.

    Scandal winter finale….go.

    “Liv, we will find him.”  Liv sits silently watching Jake and Fitz plan, looking not at all confident that they will.

    2 broke girls dead inside

    “Did they show it to you? The place where your father kept me? Did you see it?” Mama Pope is back! And she’s got some complaints about the accommodations at Chez B6-13.

    this house is a fucking prison

    “Murder, terrorism, treason, to start…As for my father, hunt him, find him, and kill him.” You heard the lady.

    twd butcher or cattle

    “What did you do to him?” Ugh, Huck’s kid is kind of a crybaby tbh.

    crybaby

    “And the vice president…” “Of the United States?” Not the conspirator you were expecting.

    joe biden ladies watch out

    “There’s a special place in hell for woman who spout that entire quote to support their bad behavior.” YOU BETTER LET ‘EM KNOW.

    scott pilgrim deserve each other

    “Elizabeth is in bed with your vice president. Both literally and figuratively.”

    ewan yeah a lot

    “‘Explicit gay sex’ is how we’re describing these photos.”  You’re not wrong.

    jgl well said

    “So,  Cyrus would basically own me.” “As opposed to just renting.”

    west wing sam and his prostitute friend

    “A kill card is the shut down procedure for B6-13.”

    sherlock thinkn i'm going to die

    “Doesn’t the fact that we could go any minute make you just want to affirm life, Robin?” We all saw this coming.

    karen fun place to sit

    “We need a fingerprint.” “Well, we do have a finger.” Quinn uses a severed finger to trick the scanner, like it ain’t no thing.

    it crowd more normal

    “I don’t need a gun, why would I need a gun?” I don’t know, maybe because of all the people who want you dead?

    sociopath

    “The sun went down a long time ago and it’s not coming back up.” Poetry.

    south park kanye

    Andrew and Lizzie Bear have sex in her office. Gross. (Show me more.)

    golden girls want details

    “Most important document of his presidency – completely artless.” Everyone’s a critic.

    the office keep it simple

    “Today, sir, I’m a joke. A punchline. I’m of no help to you.” Dammit, Cyrus.

    jerry pie parks

    “Thank you for your service, Cy. It’s been an honor.” I don’t think anything that happened in that White House could be called “honorable,” but I’ll let him have this one.

    hunger games salute

    “Is it true that you’ve been subpoenaed by the Attorney General?” Abby has to be deposed by her ex. That won’t be at all awkward, surely.

    simpsons awkward

    “Do you have an alibi for the night of March 25th?” “Yes.” “Who?” “Leo Bergen.” AW SHIT.

    tyra banks damn

    And now, a brief slow jam interlude. “Myyyyy endless looooooveeeee…”

    beyonce jt dancing

    CHARLIE HAS QUINN’S CARD. Duh doy.

    dany betrayed me

    “What are you doing here?” “Songs in the Key of Life. Remember the first time I played this for you?” Actually, trying to forget everything about you, psycho dad.

    erasing you eternal sunshine

    He pulls a gun on her. “SIT.” So, we can call this charade officially over then?

    like a father

    “You can’t disappear, become a normal person. Because dad? You’re not normal.”

    hey weirdo scrubs

    “COULD YOU BE MORE UNGRATEFUL?”

    30 rock don't be so dramatic

    “It is your life that is sad. It is you who cannot be normal. It is you who has no comprehension of love.” I don’t know, guys. Haven’t we been having this same conversation for 6 or 7 episodes?

    frozen don't know what love is

    “So what? Your stomach turns every time you look at me? Well let me be the one to break it to you, Olivia. You are simply looking in the mirror.”

    heidi don't look good

    “Olivia? Watch yourself.” She picks up the gun. She won’t do it, but I wish she would.

    breakin bad do it

    She pulls the trigger – there’s no bullet.
    “Are you kidding me Are you kidding me? You just shot your own father.” 
    MIND GAMES.

    don't play games with me

    “Stevie Wonder sang. And you were out in ten minutes. No matter how hard you try to deny it. You will miss me when I’m gone.”

    gonna miss me so bad

    “Oh, crap. My tooth.” “The new one?…I can’t kill you Robin.” “You hurt me.” “You hurt me first.” Aw. Their twisted relationship actually saved her life.

    knows me darkly

    “You ruined Huck’s life.” “I guess I can…unruin it.” Charlie kept some B6-13 files for himself. Not Huck can prove his story to his wife.

    himym references

    “You have a phD in his crazy. You must have some idea where he is. Where he’s gone. I WANT SOME ANSWERS NOW.” Olivia still thinks she can squeeze something out of Mama.

    gossip girl crazy bitch

    “Girl. You need to move on. All you two do is talk about each other.” I cheered when she called Olivia “boo.”

    your love is weird

    “Cry me a river, Livvie. WHATEVER.” 

    mad men wah wah

    “I’m thinking Europe. They have a long history of accepting failure and disgrace.” I hear there are some openings in Genovia.

    princess diaries fall

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  2. “You will lose.” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    November 12, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    scandal where are they

    Season 4, Episode 7: Baby Made A Mess
    Posted by Sage

    Jake is still locked up. Someone is following Olivia. Abby’s abusive ex is now in the inner circle. Huck may connect with his estranged son yet. And Fitz is the worst phone sex ever. SCANDAL. Let’s go.

    “Really? “Really. Don’t be mean.” I’m running out of ways to kill this man in my mind.

    summer heights friends

    “Is Jake being fed?” Is Scott Foley being fed?

    louie eating

    “I work for Olivia Pope.” “Of course, you do.” This is DC – OPA isn’t the only organization who will send someone to break into your house in the middle of the night. Still, you’re right.

    sherlock of course

    “Why is someone taking pictures of my boss?” Because she’s (spoiler alert) Helen of Troy.

    bean surveillance

    “You can’t stop what’s coming. Sorry, I can’t help you.” Kaitlin’s dad kills himself right in front of Quinn.

    getting serious

    “Baby made a mess.” A video of Senator Lewis McDonnell making in a diaper in front of an escort leaks. The story, not the diaper.

    doctor who i speak baby

    “It’s fine. I just know him, is all.” We know this asshole from Abby’s backstory. He beat her and he has that frat villain chin, so I hate him.

    fuck you the hangover

    LEOOOOO!

    i'd be lying parks

    “U PWNED that dude.” Javi, please make more friends your own age. At the very least, so you can advance your slang.

    keep it real american pie

    “We don’t tell her. Not yet. She has too much on her plate. Those pictures will break her brain right now.” Maaaaaybe this isn’t the best idea?

    thor drinking

    Abby calls Olivia from the floor of her office and Olivia comes. Best bitches for life.

    mindy project completely fine

    “His needs supersede mine, so he can’t know.”

    the walking dead tough

    “It’s NOT OKAY, Abby.” To put yourself in danger to protect FITZ? You tell her, Liv.

    30 rock society

    “I cannot cry in the White House.” “You cry if you want to.” This scene.

    cry over it michael scott

    “Press Secretaries can’t cry, it’s like a rule.”

    cj cregg prime woman

    “You can’t handle this.” “Watch me.” By no means will Olivia Pope let this stand.

    what a dinosaur

    “Not only can I make you the next United States senator from Virginia. I WILL make you the next United States senator from Virginia.” Vote for Artemis from Always Sunny! She has a bleached b-hole.

    jeb bartlett

    “Adjust how? Adjust what?” “Cher lives for makeovers.

    beautiful cuban

    “The two of us working together, I mean, we have two choices. We could pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist or we could address it head on.” “Is there a third choice?” Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo. (David Rosen who?)

    poke a hole

    Cyrus drops some info about the car bombing response to his prostie to bait Lizzie Bear. HE KNOWS THINGS.

    i know

    “I tell you something, when a woman is president, they’ll suddenly make First Lady an official paid position. They’ll hire someone to do it the minute a man has to do it, it’ll become a real job. I’m sorry, Elizabeth. I’m just so BORED.” MELLIE.

    birth control 30 rock

    “Liv, it’s a super max prison. They already added the word ‘super’ to the already quite clear ‘maximum security. Dahmer was in super max. That place holds people who eat people.” Forgive me for forsaking you, David. You’re still aces.

    chris evans laughing

    “Who said that it’s Jake I wanted to visit?” Olivia drops in on Evil Tom!

    snl devil

    “You’re usually in the corner of my eye, but I’ve never really SEEN you. And you…are…beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships.” Creepy, but not untrue.

    what makes you beautiful

    “My father doesn’t give me orders.” “You think you? Oh, you think you have a father.”

    cold game of thrones

    “He was my president. He needed you.”

    am i still here

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  3. “The Truth is like The Sun” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    November 2, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    Posted by Kim

    Scandal 4 x 06: “An Innocent Man”

    Was it me or was this episode chock-full of zingers?  I feel like my note taking for this episode was fast and furious because EVERY line felt like it deserved a gif.  Six episodes into Season Four and it feels like the overarching story for the season is settling in.  Quinn spends most of the episode investigating the loose ends from the case from the previous two episodes…and naturally this investigation opens up a whole new can of worms.  Portia de Rossi’s Lizzie is still circling Cyrus, entrapping him like a spider when it comes to his relationship with Michael.  Abby and Liv’s friendship is on the mend.  Mellie FINALLY took a shower last week and seems well on her way to being back to herself…just giving way less fucks.  And lastly, Jake and Fitz continue their pissing contest for who gets the rights to Olivia Pope’s Lady Parts.  Because GOD FORBID she have a say in it.

    TO THE GIFS!

    We open with Liv having sex dreams about both Jake and Fitz and I feel icky.

    Abby stayed with Liv all night and my heart soars.

    “He won’t take my calls.” Ugh, let’s not go back to Season Three Spineless and Needy Olivia, shall we?

    GUYS MELLIE IS IN A DRESS.

    “Want me to have the chef send you up some fried chicken?”

    “I did not pull the trigger. It was someone else.” Liv’s case of the week involves the attempted assassin of the recently deceased President Cooper (Carnahan is played by Private Practice‘s Brian Benben. Seriously, once you are in with Shonda Rhimes, she will cast you in things forever) .  He claims he is innocent and begs Liv to get the case reopened.

    “You’ll get that bullet out of that dead President’s brain and prove I am innocent.” Okay then.

    Cy offers to set Michael up with a bank account and an apartment. Honestly, I can’t with how STUPID and SEX BLINDED he is right now.  You are the Chief of Staff, sir! SOMEONE is going to find out about this.

    Michael does some spying on Cy’s phone.

    “I want to be compensated handsomely.” Show Michael the money, Lizzie.

    “I am not asking the Commander-in-Chief.  I’m asking the married man who used to sleep with my friend what he’s done with the man she’s currently sleeping with.” YAS ABBY YAS.  ALSO STILL SAYING “MY FRIEND”!!!

    “There’s an edge to this cliff, Gabby and you are dancing very close to it.”

    “You know my name’s not Gabby.”

    “If you love her at all, do her the courtesy of telling her what’s going on.”

    “The truth is like the sun. You can shut it our for a while but it’s not going to go away.”  Sooooo all this time Jake and Olivia were talking about standing in the sun they meant standing in the truth? The sun is used a lot on this show and I am confused.

    “Please. My husband’s only religion was screwing everything with a pulse.” Well THAT took an unexpected turn.

    The only person who can out “I have no fucks to give” Mellie is Bitsy and it’s AMAZING.

    “He wants you gone.  I only need only one tiny reason.  Your job is whatever I say it is.”

    “I was trying to do good. I was trying to get the President to talk to you!” Praise Jesus these two ass kicking and strong women are on the same side again.

    “So Abby’s kind of a bitch.” GREAT OPENING LINE, DILL HOLE.  You aren’t fit to breathe the same air as all of these women.

     “If she was a man she’d be described as bold or formidable or right.” PREACH OLIVIA.

    “I know about him the way I know about you.” Gross.

    “You don’t know him the way you know me.” Ugh, stop now.

    Fitz: “Why are you being such a…” Liv: “A bitch?”

    “What the world wants from me is the First Lady.” HBIC Mellie is BACK and she will not be manipulated by Lizzie.

    #cooperwasmurdered #justiceforcooper

    “We get a big spike in approval when we remind them of your assassination attempt.” America loves being reminded that Fitz almost died.  Personally my approval rating for him goes down every time I’m reminded he is alive.

    “I’m sure they’ll spout all the same pretty lies about my husband.”  Pretty sure my jaw was on the floor for the rest of this scene.  I’m so obsessed with Bitsy you guys.

    “I DID ALL OF THAT.”

    “I strengthened the military.  I pushed the tax reform through.  I negotiated the Baltic Peace Accords.”

    “You think those boys will ever admit they were bossed around by a Tri Delt from Tuscaloosa for 8 years?”

     “I will be remembered as the wife of a man who did something with his life.”

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  4. Cruel and Unusual – Scandal Gif-Cap

    October 30, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    Fitz beating up Jake

    Season 4, Episode 5: The Key
    Posted by Sage

    Olivia’s case-of-the-week stretched over two this time. The disappearance and death of the daughter of Liv and Abby’s law school chum Katherine had more twists and turns than OPA expected. (Maybe it’s time to just start expecting that – always.) Meanwhile, Fitz and Rowan have Jake locked away with a mind to pressure him into confessing to Jerry’s murder. As usual, we’ve got plot coming out of our ears, so let’s get going.

    “It’s Jeremy’s security guy at the firm.” Dan Kubiak, the man who manhandled Katelyn in an elevator, is a disgraced police captain and also maybe a sociopath. Highly functioning, natch.

    tobias security

    “You’re getting your expensive pants dirty. Seriously, what are you doing here?” The longer Olivia and Quinn work alone together, the harder it is for Quinn to keep her freak flag under wraps.

    i'm rich spaceballs

    “Remember? Insta-besties? Lady wood?” I get it.

    guardians nothing goes over

    “Why isn’t she running?” Olivia and Quinn look on helplessly from their surveillance post as Kubiak murders Katelyn’s friend Lauren.

    snl whatcha say

    “Body decomposing in DC this time of year would probably really start to stink badly enough in about four of five days and office workers around would-” “I wasn’t actually asking.”

    west wing talking about

    “I want an update on Jake Ballard.” Fitz broods around his office, demanding things. I want to slug him in his smug-ass face. Or smug ass-face.

    bossy and short supernatural

    “I needed a nightcap and I hate drinking alone.” Rowan shows up at Olivia’s door with a bottle of wine because this is their relationship now?

    drinking solution

    “That’s a lotta birds.”

    birds motherfucker

    “There’s something about Jake that reminds me of myself at his age.” He says, to terrify Olivia into dumping him.

    iron man like you

    “Olivia – what could possibly have happened to a man like Jake?” A big, strong man like Jake…mmmm….Jake.

    full house michelle strong

    “These handcuffs are just a suggestion to me. I’m being very nice. Stop talking.” That is, until he kicks the interrogator square in the chest and the suity-gun squad came running in.

    SHIELD my face hurts

    “Damn right, whatever.” Mellie has given zero fucks for so long that she doesn’t even remember what giving one feels like.

    how interesting one direction

    “Why don’t you just leave?” “Because Jerry’s here.” STOP TORTURING YOUR GRIEVING WIFE YOU D.

    not going anywhere

    “How many times have I told you not to ask about my work, boss?” Caitlin’s dad has no control over Kubiak.

    arrow oh frack

    “Your daughter is dead. Your wife is rotting in jail for a crime she didn’t commit. Enjoy your fruit.” Pope out.

    jay and silent bob dancing

    “I work at the White House, David. The White House never closes.” David drunk dials Abby to talk about showering together. He calls her “Abbs.” I weep.

    put my boner

    “They were gonna kill you and Javi.” Huck tries to explain to his wife why he went missing. But because he looks and sounds remarkably like a crazy person, she’s not buying it.

    drake leave bitch

    “There wasn’t a single word in that sentence I understood. Except ‘cowbell.'”

    cowbell snl

    “I reserve my favors for my friends.” “Abby, not now.” OKAY, YOU’RE NOT FRIENDS. WE UNDERSTAND.

    twd yeah i get it

    “You should stand.” “What?” “You stand for the President, Bill.” 

    president dancing

    But WHY do you trust him, Jake?

    “Sittin’ on the dock of the baaaay…”

    99 becoming homies

    I’m uncomfortable.

    “You have been waiting for this moment since the second I got in bed with her.”

    fun sexy time

    “You are a decent human being.” I’m about to burst a blood vessel trying to think of one decent thing Fitz has ever done.

    the office disappointing day

    “I’m one too – it’s why she loves me!” Meanwhile, Liv is convinced that Jake is avoiding her for some reason. And she calls him her “boyfriend,” which means he’s definitely in a storm of fuck.

    htgawm what his penis

    “I just want to see my son.” Huck’s wife tells him to come back tonight. She’s unusually calm about it.

    twd never let your guard down

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  5. Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner – Scandal Gif-Cap

    October 15, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    Scandal Bad Bitch

    Scandal
    Season 4, Episode 3: Inside the Bubble
    Posted by Sage

    “I need to time my drop-offs better.” Lizzie Bear runs into a lobbyist complaining about David Rosen defending gun control legislation when she takes her kid to school.

    Outta my face

    “At times like this, I sleep with my gun lobbyist badge.”

    Aladdin genie great

    Keep the bastards on their toes, David.

    “You think I’m stalking you.” “Are you?” Stalking your wallet, more like.

    Prostitution whore

    “She totally pushed him.” “Killer Cliff Bride” not such a big fan of her new husband.

    Not terribly important

    “I’m counting on you, Rosen.” “I know that smile. You’re inside the bubble. Feels good, doesn’t it?” David just wants to belong.

    toy story the claw

    “It feels like something is missing. But really, everything is missing. Everything is different.” “Colder. Everything is colder.” “Except me. but I was cold to begin with.”

    jeff lewis most people don't

    “Come to dinner and I’ll learn to like Jake because you like Jake.” Well, this’ll be sufficiently awkward.

    i've got nipples greg

    “You said Katherine was looking for me, I said I’d take care of it, so why don’t we stay out of each other’s jobs?” Just be friends again, you losers.

    Game of thrones ugh

    “Don’t worry, we’ll find her.” Liv is on the case of her friend’s missing daughter. But, as usual, something feels fishy.

    new girl suspicious

    “Just a casual dinner.” “With Command?” Because that’s not intimidating.

    Dog scared of cat

    “Come on, Charlie. Use your head.” Jake knocks Charlie out, then eats the man’s candy bar. Cold.

    17 again hungry

    “Go ahead without me today. I want to stay here.” Mellie’s so wrapped up in the Killer Cliff Bride case, she skips her daily trip to Jerry’s grave.

    Audry Hepburn surprised

    “Hashtag bad bitch contest. Hashtag first place.”

    Nicki have an ego

    “You owe me a buck seventy five for the candy bar.” Charlie demands, as Jake is about to Dexter him.

    Caused you any problems

    “She just ordered room service, so I think she’s fine.”

    cheeseburger

    “Just do it Perkins.” “I don’t work for you anymore.” Charlie wants to talk to Quinn and Jake’s letting it happen because he just can’t bring himself to care what happens to these people anymore.

    Not the boss pitch perfect

    “Cat got your tongue? Should I get your tongue?”

    Raven ya lil nasty

    “Stronger, tougher, more seasoned. Yeah. I guess that’s true.”

    Strong smart sensual

    “We’ll just fly Jeff here instead! Thanks, Abby.” Mellie is FINE.

    ross is fine

    “Sweet?” Prostitution whore called Cyrus “sweet” so he should have known right then he was takin’ him for a ride.

    titanic unimaginable bastard

    “Whatever she’s asking for, give it to her.” Exqueeze me?

    David Tennant Gracepoint glasses

    “I need some jerk to not be able to buy an AK-47 and shoot up a school. That is NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK.”

    Cap I'll see what i can do

    OOP. Katherine made a sex tape with Caitlin’s underage boyfriend.

    ellen see myself in your pants

    “Two shots to the chest. By the time the police arrived, she was DOA.”

    The Hound Safety

    Olivia shoves Katherine against the wall like a boss. “I can’t make this go away for you. I won’t.”

    mulan pouring tea

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  6. “Craving Meat” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    October 5, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    Posted by Kim

    Scandal 4 x 02

    “Stand and Clap”

    Olivia Pope the Fixer is BACK, you guys.  Anyone who read these gif-caps last season witnessed how Sage and I slowly descended into madness as our favorite BAMF lost her spine thanks to being under the thumb of one Fitzgerald Grant.  What a difference a few months on an island having lots of sex makes.  Olivia and Jake may not be standing in the sun anymore but thus far (yeah I know…two whole episodes!) Olivia has kept her Island Mentality of not giving a fuck.  Welcome back, Liv.  We missed you.

    This episode is another “case of the week” style.  Teeny tiny seeds of the over-arching plot of the season are being planted but we’re still putting all the chess pieces on the board.  Huck and Quinn are back at the OPA offices…but is it formally open?  How much longer is Abby going to keep her job as Press Secretary?  What exactly is Lizzie’s motivation?  And is Mellie ever going to wear anything other than her Uggs and bathrobe?  Let’s get right to the gifs and find out!

    “You booked a hotel suite and I’m running there for booty calls?”

    “I don’t do booty calls, Jake.”

    “That right there is a political booty call.” Hey, Cyrus, hey.

    “They took meat away from me.”

    “Are we still friends?”

    “You can’t think I’m above calling in a few favors to the IRS?”

    “Cyrus, you know I’m not afraid of the IRS.”

    So Cyrus goes for the one thing that WILL scare Liv…telling Fitz that she’s calling for him every night and pining for him. Low blow.

    “Craving meat really brings out the worst in me.” Someone get Cyrus a steak, stat!

    The Elliotts, America’s Gun Control Sweethearts, hate each other. “That wheelchair is your freaking throne.” “The Taliban is better than you.”

    “The President needs your asses in those seats.” I am SO HAPPY that Olivia Pope BAMF is back.

    “Stand and clap, Andrew. That’s your job.” In other words, dance, monkey, dance.  (Heeeeeeeeeey Andrew, still looking fine.)

    Mellie is in her Uggs and bathrobe, eating chips at Jerry’s grave officially not giving a fuck.

    Of course someone gets a photo and all the sudden headlines scream: MENTAL MELLIE.  I do give credit for whoever came up with “The chips are down” as a headline though.

    “The First Lady is grieving Jim, not crazy.” Abby has no patience for these simpletons.

    Jake is digging into Harrison’s murder because no one can resist the Dark Side.

    “Because working together is what we do best. ” Well.  That and hate sex.

    Abby realizes that Liv fed Cyrus the statements for the press conference and she is NOT having it.

    “Huck and Quinn were incesting all over the office for God knows how long!” Thanks for the reminder, Abby, I had almost forgotten.

    “FRIED CHICKEN. The chef will make fried chicken all you gotta do is pick up the phone and ask and bam! FRIED CHICKEN.” Mellie has got her priorities sorted and her priority is an entire platter of fried chicken.

    “Oh honey baby. Do you actually think I give a DAMN what anyone thinks of me anymore?” 1000% done Mellie can stay.

    “You’re supposed to be a vegetarian.”

    “So I die of a heart attack. Big deal. At least I’ll be with James.” Moment of silence for James.

    “A broken heart is a broken heart.”  I love the moments where Cyrus is sincere, which I choose to believe he WAS here and not trying to manipulate Mellie with his pain.

    “I’m done, Cyrus.  I’m through.” Let her eat her fried chicken in peace, y’all. 

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  7. “She’s back, Red. Get used to it.” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    September 26, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    Scandal Olivia Badass

    Scandal
    Season 4, Episode 1: Randy, Red, Superfreak, and Julia
    Posted by Sage

    I hope you were using its lengthy hiatus to ferment your own red wine, because Scandal has returned, soapier and more extravagant than ever.

    When we last left the goodies, the baddies, and the in-betweens, Olivia was on a plane with Jake to who-knows-where, her father was cleaning up her mother’s mess, Fitz on his way to winning reelection while dealing with the loss of his son, Harrison’s fate was up in the air, and the rest of OPA were basically hung out to dry.

    I personally used the hiatus to workshop some ideas that may or may not work as well in practice as they do in the haze of my mind on summer TV. Like this one. Today’s Scandal gif-cap is brought to you entirely by Gillian Anderson’s face. I collect GA reaction gifs like other people collect snowglobes, and I decided to put them to use making sense of this bonkers season premiere. You are welcome. Take it away, Gillian.

    We open on Olivia relaxing on a pristine beach. She’s reading Gone Girl. She looks fabulous in her white swimsuit, natural hair, and, oh yeah, a beautiful man on top of her.

    Playing by heart flirty

    “It’s about 15 minutes out. Do you wanna use those 15 minutes? Or stop?” “Don’t stop.” Olivia/Jake is real. She didn’t just use him for a ride out of town. There was some riding involved, but we’ll get to that later.

    Flirty smile scully

    “No one knows I’m here. We’re 100 miles off the coast of Zanzibar…I’m not even Olivia Pope anymore. I’m Julia Baker.” Then how did a mysterious envelope addressed to Julia end up on their wine-delivery boat?

    Scully suspicious

    “Jules?” Huh? Oh, right.

    scully raising hand

    “Apparently he was missing. He’s not anymore. Now he’s dead.” WHELP. Maybe don’t assault your wife and then assume you’ll keep your job at Shondaland.

    Drugged scully

    “Hey, we’re just here for a few days. In and out.” Jake’s trying so hard to sound sure about this.

    Scully skeptical look

    “Grant: A New Era?” Only if he’s been castrated.

    Scully blinking

    scully skeptical sighing

    “You were hard to find.” Not hard enough, apparently.

    Scully fake smile

    “Your hard drive was fried but it works now I fixed it. Also your wife is cheating on you.”

    scully surprised

    “This is the White House, Peter. Not Westerberg High. There is no hit list.” ABBY’S THE PRESS SECRETARY, BOO BOO. SHE DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME.

    Don't you know who I am?

    “You wanna get our party of good ol’ boys to admit that the possession of a vagina doesn’t automatically mean that a sister should get docked 32 cents on the dollar? Good for you, baby. Fight the power.” Mellie strolls into the Oval in her kimono, eating cereal out of the box. She embarrasses Fitz in front of his staff, then leaves to go bowling, alone. I want her to be my life coach.

    Stella really and truly you should fuck off

    “I’m hearing rumors of a new Attorney General. A democrat, Cyrus.” Fitz is barely a Republican at this point. Also, HEY, PORTIA!

    Gillian confused

    “Do you need to validate a ticket for your broomstick or can you find your way out on your own?” Pfffffffttttt. Fuck you, Cyrus.

    Gillian flipping the bird

    “We should bury our friend.” “We’re not a team, Liv.” Nooooo, my girls!

    scully crying

    “You abandoned them too, Abby…I’ll make sure you have a date and a time for the funeral. Show up or don’t show up, it’s your choice.” I can’t take them being at odds. I need a moment.

    gillian fanning self

    “Remember the last time we were together, Rosen?” “Was that the time you killed three people or another time?” Welcome back into my life, David.

    Hannibal He is very good

    “Black for crap-your-pants-and-wait-for-someone-to-come-kill-you scary.”

    x-files scary

    “I did not kill Harrison. I did, however, take care of your mother.” And according to Rowan, that was at a “direct order from the President.”

    scully i know that's what you just said

    “You lose people. Whatever.” She’s colddddd as iiiiiceeee…

    hannibal bedelia wine

    “Are you spying on me?” Um, this is CYRUS BEENE. Of COURSE he’s spying on you.

    scully hands on hips

    “How long is she here for?” “I don’t know.” “Find out.”

    scully make it happen

    “‘He laughs less,’ was one particularly poignant observation.” Womp womp, Fitz.

    Scully oh brother

    “You’re not going to believe this, but Gettysburger has a rib sandwich now with pickles and secret sauce under the ribs. It’s called the Underground Railroad. I got myself two.” Marry this man, Olivia. In a tasteful, Zanzibarian ceremony.

    david gillian having a bay

    “How do I choose the box to bury my friend in?” Columbus Short can fuck right off, but we are allowed to mourn Harrison.

    scully sad

    “This is Senator Stephanie Vaughn. I think I just killed Senator Sterling.” 

    scully have a nice life

    “How would you like to be the next Attorney General of the United States.” David leaves the B6-13 files in his totally secure storage locker to join up with Fitz’s brigade. Cheers.

    Blanche cheers

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  8. “I am the Scandal.” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    April 22, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    Posted by Kim

    Scandal 3 x 18

    “The Price of Free and Fair Elections”

    Sorry for the delay, Gladiators!  I’ve been in tech all week for Little Wars, which opens tomorrow in NYC (Get your tickets here!  I’m playing Agatha Christie!).  But don’t worry, I made time to watch this batshit crazy season finale!

    In true Scandal fashion, last week’s bomb cliffhanger was resolved in the first ten minutes of the episode, leaving us to wonder just what WAS up Shonda Rhimes’ sleeve.  People died, Mellie drank, secrets were told, people were double crossed and there was illicit sex.  So basically…just your standard episode of Scandal.  To the gifs!

    FAIR WARNING: this gifcap contains gifs from Season Four of Game of Thrones.  If you are unspoiled, first of all, congrats for living under a rock, and secondly TURN BACK NOW.

    “It’s a miracle we caught this in time, isn’t it Cyrus?”  Jake knows what’s what and he KNOWS that Cyrus tried to get Sally blown to pieces.

    The Bomb goes off right as Fitz yells “If there IS no bomb…”

    Leo tells Sally this is her 9/11.  “Be Jesus.  Go in there and Be Jesus.”

    Sally helping victims. 

    “Don’t put the President of the United States on a split-screen!”

    “GIVE THE PRESIDENT THE RESPECT HE DESERVES.” Which, to be honest, is none.

    Sally leading prayers at the church.

    “We’re going to lose the election on Tuesday.” 

    “Let’s be honest.  We lost the election today.”  That plan of yours didn’t work so well, did it, Cy?

    ANDREW IS ALIVE AND WELL.  PRAISE JESUS.

    “I’m gonna lose?” Poor baby Fitz.

    “I want a refund.  I want our money back.” Drunk and vicious Mellie is my favorite Mellie.

    “I thought we hired her to WIN.” 

    “Olivia, tell your dad what’s wrong.”

    “I don’t like him, but Olivia,  I do love you.”

    “When she stabbed you, I was scared.”

    ABBY AND HARRISON WALKING IN ON HUCK AND QUINN.

    “He got stabbed by Liv’s mom…which TURNS YOU TWO ON?”

    “Voldemort gets away Scot free again.” 

    “Voldemort gave you your job.” 

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  9. This Place About To Blow-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh – Scandal Gif-Cap

    April 12, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    Scandal Flesh and Blood if we're gonna die

    Scandal
    Season 3, Episode 17: “Flesh and Blood”
    Posted by Sage

    This week on I Still Know What You Did Last Scandal, the dissolution of B6-13 brings lots of people who want each other dead together under one roof. It’s six days until the election. Six days until Mellie has her “face pressed up against the glass of history.” (Calm down with those metaphors, Shondita.) Six days until Fitz gets his second term or Sally turns the country into the 4-year Director’s Cut of Jesus Camp. Mama Pope’s got a bomb, Papa Pope’s got a vendetta, and Quinn has her thigh-high stockings on, just in case. We’re as ready for this as we’ll ever be, so let’s get this party started.

    “Did you really just…treason!?” Soooooo…what you’re saying is me dismantling the country’s most secret and powerful national security force WASN’T cool?

    Alex Kingston No

    They can’t alert Homeland Security to the threat without blowing up the President’s spot, re: that whole plane crash thing. So?

    Tenth Doctor Who cares

    “You mean the sacrifice of sleeping with me so you can hack into my phone?” Ah, the hardship.

    Do I regret it New GirlNew Girl Would I do it again

    “Really?” “Really?” David still can’t believe he somehow got himself involved with all these unstable individuals.

    Donna Meagle side eye

    Rowan struts in to a James Brown score all, “Mr. President. How can I be of service?” The man’s got style.

    RDJ Spotlight Me

    Like Maya/Marie, Dominic Bell is a terrorist for hire. Hardly anyone on this show, good or bad, is driven by any kind of idealogy.

    Breaking Bad dollar

    “I’m doing this for me.” Rowan has a score to settle.

    Tina Your ass is grass

    Brian McKenzie and Quinn are being all domestic again. It’s disturbing as balls.

    Warm bodies don't be creepy

    “Command. Other command.” Awkwaaaard.

    Jamie Lannister waving

    Jake and Rowan are bickering like children. Draining whatever faith anyone in that room has of this operation being successful.

    Slap fight Between two ferns

    “So. Are you guys like, an item now?” Leave it to Abby to say what everyone else is thinking.

    Supernatural Sam Whack a doo

    “He will break your bones and step over your body on the way in.” Jake is having none of Olivia’s hero worship of her dad.

    Lion King simba crying

    “You think he’s your dad, but that’s just a part he’s playing.”

    Patrick Stewart Acting

    Meanwhile, Leo’s having secret meetings behind the bleachers with a cute little field hockey girl. Errrmmm…

    Chilton nervous

    Sally and Fitz are having a tug of war over who gets to score political points by giving Senator Hightower’s eulogy. As is befitting the legacy of someone we’re told was a legitimately a  great man. Sigh.

    30 Rock let me talk

    “Ya’ll tell me what you decide. Either way, I get to stand by my man.” Drunk and Over It Mellie>>>>

    loyal to Joffrey Game of Thrones

    Sexy ladies, arming a bomb! Pencil skirts and bad intentions! 

    Justin Bieber blow stuff up

    Quinn is weirdly ping-ponging back and forth between Huck and Brian McKenzie and when will this eeeeennnnndddd?

    Sleepy Hollow This is awkward

    “The man was a soldier on the battle lines of immigration.” Wait, wait, wait: there are people in this town who are actually making policy?

    The West Wing What's Next

    “I’m telling you I’m losing.” “I’m telling you I’m black. Sally doesn’t have the NAACP.” Best line of the night, obviously.

    Bob Ross Beauty is Everywhere

    “If you’re dead, how am I supposed to-“ GURL.

    Sherlock side eye

    “I miss you.” Ru has a message for you, Fitz:

    Ru Paul You're basic

    “They love me in Flint.” I bet they do.

    White people psych

    Cyrus probably shouldn’t be on the phone to schmooze donors.

    Downton Abbey Instrument of Torture

    Harrison calls Rowan Papa Pope! Talk about misreading a room.

    Seth Cohen Really Great

    “I found him. He’s heavy.” And Quinn’s giving Huck a look that says, “Heeeeyyyyy….”

    She's the Man I'd Tap That

    Field hockey girl is seducing Jerry! Which takes about .5 seconds, cause he’s in high school.

    Teenagers The Little Mermaid

    She delivers Leo a paper bag that presumably contains a full condom. Which the US News & World Report college issue ranks right under a diverse list of extracurriculars as a foolproof way of getting into Harvard.

    You nasty Raven

    “Just because I sell you a canvas doesn’t mean I know where you’re going to hang it.” Dominic is an ar-TISTE, y’all.

    Sensitive Beyonce

    “Question him, don’t hurt him.” Mmmm-hmmm.

    Friends Yeah Right

    Leo and Sally are gonna run a paternity test on Jerry! Hope Fitz is getting that dance ready.

    You are not the father Maury

    “You’d have to be an idiot to be this reckless. And you are not an idiot.” YES. Mellie and Olivia respecting each other! Break away from these toxic men!!! GO OUT THELMA AND LOUISE STYLE.

    Mean girls sluts and whores

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  10. “Am I Your Fluffer, Fitz?”- Scandal Gif-Cap

    April 8, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    Posted by Kim

    Scandal 3 x 16

    “The Fluffer”

    While the pacing wasn’t QUITE as furious as the past few episodes of Scandal, “The Fluffer” DID get the action ready for the final arc of Season Three, proving the episode title was not JUST a commentary on the Olitz relationship.  Evil Puppet Master Shonda Rhimes moves all her pieces into place in this episode setting up what is sure to be an explosive finale, in more ways than one.  But enough talk…let’s get to the gifs!

    ABBY in the White Coat.  Looking fabulous I might add.

    Nobody talking in the meeting.

    Fitz walking out cause Olivia is not there. Proving he is the biggest baby in the country.

    “Promise me you won’t hurt him.” Even after everything Fitz has done to her, Olivia still defends him.  Sigh.

    “I promise I wont touch a hair on his head.” Note the phrasing.  He can hurt OTHER parts, he just won’t touch anything on his head.

    “I would have gone with anonymous former government employee.” I’m so glad David and his quips live to see another episode.

    “I’m not going to do it.”  So everyone is going to a petulant baby in the episode.  Alrighty then.

    “You deserve something REAL.”  Stawwwwwwwwwwp with your perfection, Andrew.

    “Someone whose not just playing the part of the man who loves you but SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY DOES.”

    The title of Jeanine’s book is Taken for Granted.  Bless you, book publishers.

    “The President of the United States is definitely a baguette.” (So THAT’S why he gets all the ladies?)

    “THIS is our legacy?”   Like I said, even in the midst of his grief, Cyrus’ one-liners are everything.

    Mellie’s reaction to the Jeanine story is everything.

    “Olivia and I need the room.” Subtext: So we can have another angst filled argument where I demean her.  BECAUSE I LOVE HER. #theworst

    “You sent Gabby to me in your place.” Her name is ABBY, you cretin.  She’s worked with Olivia for years and you can’t even be bothered to learn her name, you jerk.

    Fitz wanting to kick Andrew off the ticket because he is SOOOOOO jealous over Mellie.  Because there is only one person whose allowed to have orgasms in the White House and it’s him.

    “What service can I render for you today? Am I here to stroke your ego?”

    “Maybe I’m here to make you feel hot and manly and ready so you’re not jealous of your wife’s boyfriend?”

    “Am I your fluffer today, Fitz? What service am I billing you for today?” Guys, if only Olivia would just stand by her glorious takedowns of Fitz…everything would be okay.

    “You’re being disgusting and petty and jealous.”

    “WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?”

    “The movie just STOPS.  It’s just me waiting for a house in Vermont that I can’t live in and a man that makes me promises he can’t keep.” See…it’s like she’s taking it all back and being pathetic again.

    “I am NOT the bad guy.”

    “I didn’t HAPPEN to you.” Keep telling yourself that, Fitz.  Because you most DEFINITELY happened to her.

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