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  1. “Justice or career? I can only get you one.” – Scandal Gif-cap

    April 22, 2015 by HeadOverFeels

    Scandal Season 4, Episode 19
    “I’m Just a Bill”
    Posted by Kim

    God GOD, this was a jam-packed episode, Gladiators.  Halfway through my initial viewing, I texted Sage wailing that everyone was speechifying and I couldn’t keep up.  Episodes like “I’m Just a Bill” exemplify everything we LOVE about Scandal.  It had intrigue, monologues that were delivered as if they were operatic arias, and one HELL of a shocker at the end.  Why am I still talking?  Let’s get to the gifs!

    Papa Pope pours himself a giant glass of wine as if he wasn’t a monster who terrorized his own daughter and currently has a gun strapped to his back.

    “I see you have a few more locks, that’s good.” I love that he is making light of his daughter’s post-traumatic stress syndrome.  Totally awesome.

    “Since you’re a “fixer”,  I thought I would come to you.”

    “Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?” I love how everything Rowan says just drips with condescension and barely concealed malice.

    “I’m just a paleontologist who works at the Smithsonian!”

    “I’m just giving you a chance. One chance.”

    “I don’t care about any of that. I care about justice!” WHITE HATS.

    “Is your hatred for me so great that you are willing to tear him down too?” Clearly.

    “Did he disappoint you? Did you learn that he’s only human after all?” I mean he’s right, but I hate that Rowan is painting Liv’s righteous fury as the actions of a scorned woman.

    “You want to dig into some Freud baby?”

    “All men in fact are just like your father.”

    “It is your friends who do not know you. You are a warrior.” I mean I am PRETTY sure the Gladiators know that.  It’s why they are fucking called Gladiators.

    “You will burn it down and then never look back.”

    “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, Liv.  Poison though it may be.”

    “Thank you for the wine, Olivia.” And then we see that Russell is tied up behind the couch.  Just a typical night, you know.

    Liv laughing over Russell’s body as he comes to.  “I think we had a little too much to drink.”

    “If that’s the cost of taking out my father, yes.” David wants to fast track the case against B613 before Rowan kills all the witnesses.  Liv is on board because she gives no fucks anymore.

    Cy campaigning for votes on the Brandon Bill, which was inspired by the events that transpired in “The Lawn Chair”. 

    Meanwhile, in other ways to tie the events of “The Lawn Chair” into the rest of the seasonal arc, Marcus Walker (the activist who led the protests) is leading the D.C. mayoral race.

    Liv gets a call from Marcus.  She shows up at the CURRENT mayor’s house to find him and the dead body of the Mayor’s wife, who he was having an affair with.  Because there are NO good people on Scandal.

    “You were never here.” Liv and the Gladiators assess the situation and all their options and choose to mop up the scene, dispose of the body, and call it a missing persons case until they know what’s going on.

    The vote on the bill is tied so they have to call in Vice President (and political unicorn) Susan Ross to break the tie.

    Susan is presiding over a spelling bee and refuses to leave until the last word is spelled.

    Susan says she has to read the bill before she votes on it. “I won’t vote on something I haven’t read, Cyrus.”  At least someone in this town has a modicum of integrity.

    “What should we do with the body?” “Dealer’s choice.” “Really? Thanks, Huck.” That’s quite enough with the foreplay over dead bodies, Huckleberry Quinn.

    “I know this is hard for you. Prison is harder.”

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  2. Daddy’s Home. – Scandal Gif-Cap

    April 5, 2015 by HeadOverFeels

    scandal do not lie

    Scandal Season 4, Episode 18
    “Honor Thy Father”

    Posted by Sage

    Happy Easter, Gladiators! Have we got a second coming for you. Let’s get straight to the gifs.

    “I can’t. This is my death warrant. You understand? I sign this, I die. We’re all gonna die. So, Jake, are we gonna die, or…??

    peggy carter death

    “We are taking down Command, and you were once Command too.” Jake won’t testify against B6-13, so David Rosen thinks it might be a good idea to threaten him.

    hp riddickulus

    So Jake shoves David’s face into his own desk.

    “Charlie?” “Max!” Charlie “accidentally” bumps into an old friend, who’s also former B6-13.

    who is this guy cap

    Team White Hat is rounding up former agents to testify. This will go well, I’m sure.

    “They’re credited with 37 assassinations, from Hamburg to Grenada.” “Yeah, but some of those were bombings.” “So?” “So, that’s cheating.” Do not have sex with this man again, Quinn.

    grey's anatomy legs closed

    David gives away the whole plan for the witnesses – safe house, immunity, secret grand jury – unaware that Jake is listening in.

    barry fake smile

    “You shout. In your sleep. About a red door and a ring. In other languages.” Olivia’s mustachioed piece of ass’s name is actually Franklin Russell, and they are still doin’ it.

    winston falling in love

    “You don’t have to call me ANYTHING.” “Here’s the thing, Alex. I don’t think it is.” He’s known all along that Olivia is using a fake name too.

    chandler big secret

    “She was 14 when things started between them. 14. He was 29.” Olivia meets with Congressman Reed, whose sister killed herself after her affair with her math teacher went south. His father then confessed to killing that math teacher. I’m mostly impressed that Reed managed to get elected with a family member on death row.

    qaf surprise

    “Should have been more. Should have emptied that entire gun into the son of a bitch.” Reed has been making appeals, but Fitz rejected his plea for a stay of execution. Republicans.

    chappelle fuck em

    “Maybe he wishes he killed the guy. I don’t…I don’t know.” Mr. Square Jaw did it and we all know it.

    think you're kidding

    “When’s the last time you went to church?” “You are down south, honey. You are in church right now.” Lizzie Bear is looking way out of place doing her thing as Mellie’s campaign manager and interviewing a voter in a kitschy BBQ joint. It’s rather delightful.

    chris delighted

    “Haven’t talked to that girl in a long time. Folks always ask, ‘why are you still so loyal to her?’  You know, after everything. And I understand that, I do. But you know why? ‘Cause she’s family. And I always got her back. You tell her that for me.” Delightful southern-fried voter is Mellie’s SISTER. EVEN BETTER.

    lion king side eye

    “Mellie, she smiles, she’s polite. But right under the surface, she is 50 shades of angry. I saw it.” Half-sister actually. And she’s piiiiiisssed.

    several things harry potter

    “Make her an ‘us.'” Sucking up to Harmony (HARMONY) is last on Mellie’s list of things she wants to do, right after bra-fittings with Olivia.

    freaks i don't need

    “Let me tell you: once you’ve stood on a dollhouse in your little girl’s closet and tried to lift her lifeless body with one hand and loosen the noose around her neck with the other, you’re not alive any more anyway.” Oh.

    god isn't listening

    “I’m gonna make sure you walk out of here a free man.” A lost cause! Olivia’s favorite.

    x-files give up on a miracle

    “Who’s up for charades?” Charlie wants to turn the former B6-13 agents’ hideout into a summer camp for assassins. Everyone else just wants to sit quietly and contemplate their looming deaths.

    comfy silence mia

    “There’s a strange wind. It’s too warm. It’s coming, it’s scary.” Cyrus has a horse in the Harmony race because of course he does.

    chris evans laughing

    “Team FitzMel or MelFitz whatever, it’ll be over.” Fitz will get all ashamed about Mellie’s issues with Harmony (because he doesn’t do ~lady feelings~) and stop supporting Mellie’s run. Cyrus is the puppet master.

    kitty lion

    “You look…festive.” “How’s it going with that prostitute of yours you got mixed up with?”

    boy word for slut

    “He’s like a stormchaser in a van hurling down the highway, but he’s pressed up against the windshield, grinning wildly, waiting for everything to go to hell and wanting to be there when it does.”

    chaos

    qaf brian fucking teenagers

    “Do you wanna know what I would have done if that was my kid?” “No.” Just write it in your journal, Huck.

    agent may knife

    “I was 16. It was awful. He was awful.” Dead-ass math teacher had quite a few conquests in his day.

    kimmy googling you

    And his ex-wife died of natural causes a few weeks prior. Well, that’s convenient.

    tennant shocked

    Charlie gets back to the safehouse and everyone is dead. Except Max, who’s just dying. Jake is standing among the bodies, and he and Charlie go at it.

    fob stop fighting

    “If she doesn’t toughen up, she’ll never make it through a campaign. Whether I’m standing by her side or not.” Mellie is like mother-fuckin’ TEFLON, you son of a bitch.

    bacall smoking

    “We got this, Rosen. You can go.” “Well, if you’re sure.” “Mr. Peabody” is released from body clean-up, so…

    orphan black mimosas

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  3. “You see me for what I am.” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    March 30, 2015 by HeadOverFeels

    I love weddings

    Scandal Season 4, Episode 17
    “Put a Ring on It.”
    Posted by Kim

    It’s been so long since Cyrus has had the central story I TOTALLY forgot that he was in a sham relationship with a prostitute.  Whoops.   To the gifs!

    Liv is dreaming about Fitz and about throwing the ring in his face and running in the hallway. 

    bad feeling star wars

    There’s some sort of late night emergency and you know what that means…GLADIATORS ASSEMBLE! Discuss in the comments who is who.

    As he hustles to meet with the Gladiators, Cyrus breaks the family portrait of him and James with their (strangely absent this season) daughter. 

    Michael was very indiscreet at a bar and got caught in a “compromising” position. 

    Michael’s photos are all over the tabloids. 

    The only way to diffuse the crisis is for Cy and Michael to get married post-haste. 

    “It sounds like a shotgun wedding!” “It is and you’re the pregnant bride.” 

    “There is no bigger stage. There is no bigger moment.” 

    “I can’t bother the President with my hooker troubles.” 

    “A Gay Republican White House Wedding.” Please tell me that was printed on the invitations.

    Liv convinces Mellie to host the wedding. 

    Quinn and Huck pay off the bartender to tell the reporters that it was just Michael’s bachelor party. 

    By hosting the wedding, Mellie can make a break away from her husband’s beliefs, which will gain her votes in her senate race. BECAUSE OF COURSE FITZ DOESN’T BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE.

    “Love is love.”  Mellie for President!

    “You’re doing great out there.” Leo’s subtext is “I’m going to take you home after this and do naughty things to you.”

    We flashback to Cyrus proposing to his girlfriend Janet but all I can focus on is his wig. 

    “I am Catholic. I have been saving myself. I can’t get divorced like those girls from Holyoke.”

    “I hear we’re running a kooky wedding service out of the White House.” 

    Fitz finds out Liv is behind the wedding planning and does the only thing he can do…look constipated.

    “The President’s views remain unchanged.” BECAUSE HE IS THE WORST.

    “Do I have to be here for this? I have a country to run.” At least we’re admitting that Cyrus is in charge of the country now.

    Cyrus tells Michael to stop whining about his parents having to come to the wedding. Put on your big boy underpants, dude, this is all your fault anyway.

    On Cyrus’ wedding day we see him and his best man/racquetball buddy/lover. “Happily married men don’t play.”

    Sally Langston has her own talking head show because of course she does. 

    Sally proclaims that everything about Cyrus and Michael’s relationship is a lie. She also publicly offers 10K for anyone who can substantiate her claim.

    “There is a word for you, Sally.” 

    (more…)


  4. “The United States of Kink” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    March 22, 2015 by HeadOverFeels

    you're olivia pope

    Season 4, Episode 16
    “It’s Good to Be Kink”
    Posted by Sage

    Lena and her wig are having a moment. I’m so glad this episode fell on my turn. Let’s gif busy. (You heard me.)

    “I did nothing illegal…I’m human. I’m a man.” “You’re disgusting.” Leo did a thing. A thing that Abby finds “disgusting.” With a lady, perhaps?

    held hands scott pilgrim

    “You’re not a saint. I’ve been between the sheets with you. You’ve taught me some things.” This is not the right route to take in this argument Leo. Abort. Abort.

    oh god always sunny

    “I will take care of it…I AM IN CHARGE NOW.” And you should always be, Ms. Whelan.

    august eat your fish

    “Some woman…who slept with a large swatch of DC power players.” “Claims to have slept.””It’s not fake. You saw the part about the guy she calls the ‘Dustbuster’?” OH, YOU LIKE IT LIKE THAT, DO YOU, LEO? Has anyone fanfic-ed this chapter of Sue’s memoir yet?

    wolf of wall street

    “I need you to stop this book. I need you to shut it down.” Booooooo.

    shutting this bitch down

    “Oh my god, you’re Olivia Pope. Hold on, am I in trouble?” It’s Lena Dunham in some horse hair pigtails! And she might liked to be punished.

    be more professional the office

    “I mean, define ‘violate,’ for you.” Her delivery of this was very Shoshanna.

    sherlock stick to the facts

    “Make that book disappear from the planet.” Do we have to round up the guys? Please say we have to round up the guys.

    crazy capers newsradio

    “Thank you, Liv. I’ll have Leo send over a check.” “Tell him it’s on the house.” I feel like this is the only time I’ve heard mention of OPA actually getting paid for their work.

    doctor who that's a first

    “I need immunity from prosecution.” Huck demands immunity from David as they go after B6-13. He won’t give up his family again.

    shaggy it wasn't me

    “Where have you been?” “Dentist.” “The DENTIST.” Lie better, Huck.

    amy headdesk

    “I grew. I came here to tell you in person that I won’t publish the book. If you give me 3 million dollars.” Yesssss, play the game, Sue.

    i know things cookie

    “You mean a ‘whore’? When did you become so weak?” Well, this got interesting.

    a hypocrite silver linings

    “The power you wield in this town, Olivia, it’s legend. You used to exude it. It came out of every pore. It gave other women a contact high. So I must admit I’m a little disappointed by your behavior towards me.”

    damsel in distress hercules

    “As if picking up a hot stranger in a bar for a dirty screw is a crime…I’m not ashamed.”

    the weird stuff dr horrible

    “I stood in this office and I promised Clarence Burk a change.” Fitz thinks he can get mandatory body cams for police officers through a Republican Congress. Also, he’s actually President-ing. This is new.

    what is happening ru paul

    “I’m running for senator of Virginia.” Sign me up for the United States of MELLIE.

    mindy now we're talkin

    “Wow, that’s history making. Good for you and good for Virginia.”

    you win forever josh hutcherson

    Mellie wants Leo to run her campaign (smart lady); Abby makes up some bullshit reason why he’s not available, leaving out the words “dust” and “buster.”

    “But she’s most active on Land-O-Kink.” “Two million members and counting.” “The United States of Kink.” OPA logs in to sift through the guys on the database.

    an adult fresh prince

    “To keep it from being hacked? That’s old school. Respect.” Sue typed her manuscript on a typewriter and Huck is impressed.

    fist pound it crown

    “Hi, Colt?” “You must be Sue.” Quinn and Huck send Sue out on a date with CHARLIE. Also, “COLT”?

    oh shit spiderman

    “I’d tie your arms to the rafters then I’d nail your feet to the floor.” Um, pass?

    reasonable hour friends

    “Mentally, she’s a mess. She carries her gun with her everywhere she goes. Won’t go out at night. Won’t even order take-out. I have no idea how she’s surviving.” Fitz and Jake have creepy boys nights where they gossip about Olivia’s fragile mental state.

    i don't know why friends

    Time for a “reading the book” montage! Let’s meet Sue’s conquests.

    gentlemen donna parks

    “Joystick.” “Thruster.” “Sit and Spin.” You forgot one.

    heliocopter dick lonely island

    “Only one left: The Doctor.” HE WOULD.

    what do you think doctor who

    *Only the “this is my dick” gif would have been appropriate here.

    “It’s not his occupation, it’s his initials. D.R, Liv. D.R.” David Rosen also tripped the Sue Fantastic. I need all of the details.

    broad city happiest day

    “I was dead inside, I needed to feel.” “DISGUSTING.” But really, poor Abby. Two dudes she’s been in serious, real relationships with.

    don't tell me you're sorry

    “Let me remind you: after your little failed coup. You work for me. Your time is my time. So get your ass off the swings. Get up on the hill. Get me my votes. Understood?” Cyrus has Lizzy Bear in his pocket and he’s putting her to work on body cams. Could be a worse mission though.

    things happening doctor who

    “Gentlemen, please, if you’ll just calm down.” OPA gathers all of the men Sue wrote about. If they each contribute $175,000, they can buy the book. There’s a lot of yelling and people being VERY IMPORTANT.

    start a fight whose line

    “You think this is funny, Bergen.” “A little.” Never leave me, Leo.

    cinderella story why i love you

    “STILL IN.” Just stay here forever.

    quite fond flash

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  5. “You could use something good right now.” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    March 17, 2015 by HeadOverFeels

    Scandal Season 4, Episode 15
    “The Testimony of Diego Munoz”
    Posted by Kim

    After a brief detour into “very important episode” territory, Scandal (and thus our gif-caps) returned to soapy and scandalous form this week.  Just how we like it.  Not that we didn’t like “The Lawn Chair”, BECAUSE WE DID, it just felt a little icky snarking on that one.  And what is Head Over Feels and Scandal without snark and animated gifs?  Very little.  Let’s get right to it!

    Susan Ross preps for her Vice Presidential Confirmation hearings. 

    “As a single mother, I have a unique perspective.” 

    Susan freezes for what feels like an eternity.

    “A little odd, isn’t it, that I’m going to tell you a cute little story about my daughter…” Abby and Cy’s faces say it all: “ABORT! EVERYBODY PANIC!”

    Susan loses it and starts laughing hysterically.  One might call it panic laughter.

    “So that happened…”

    Liv drinks alone in her apartment, clutching a gun and her phone. 

    “I’m not coming back.  There is no back.” Someone needs to run off to an island again and her name is Olivia Pope.

    Liv hears the “Where’s the black lady?” lady arguing with the super across the hall.  She eavesdrops Boo Radley style.

    “You can’t change the locks for five more days,” Liv says through her peep-hole.  Olivia Pope, creeper defender of tenant’s rights.

    The lady’s name is Rose and she insists that Lois would never leave without telling her. 

    Olivia puts Huck and Quinn on the case of finding Lois’ body. 

     
    Huck’s ex-wife shows up saying her husband Diego Munoz worked for B613 and she has files.  Did we just learn Huck’s real name?

    “The laugh heard round the world.” 

    “My job is simple: to take away the questions.” Leo, my treasure.

    “Got it. No more laughing. How do we begin?” “More laughing.” Yes, I support this strategy.

    They send Susan on a talk show tour regarding the laugh.

    “You need to be one with the core conservative base.” I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE!

    “Who doesn’t love a gay wedding?” “You, Susan. You.” Petition for Leo to be a series regular in season 5.

    “STOP TELLING THE TRUTH.”

    “I do love the Bible.” 

    “Please don’t break out the freshman psychology.”

    “This is fun.” “I know.” Leo and Abby turn each other on so much.

    David goes to Jake and Huck about the files and starts rattling off movie lines. 

    “Don’t speak about murder in front of the Attorney General.”

    “Fine let’s just find the guy I’m NOT going to kill.”

    “Being President is an exhausting job.” You have to do lots of things.

    Susan quits.

    “This is just theatre! Play acting.”

    Huck and Quin talk about the ways that they would have gotten rid of Lois’ body and it feels like weird foreplay.

    “You don’t just tell anyone about B613.”

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  6. “Everyone lives, no one is happy.” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    February 22, 2015 by HeadOverFeels

    scandal steven no more blood

    Season 4, Episode 13: No More Blood
    Posted by Sage

    Is there anything better than a surprise return by a beloved character?

    Yes: Olivia eviscerating Fitz with a blistering monologue.

    It was a good week in Shondaland. On to the gifs.

    “The woman says they’re playing us.” Meanwhile, Olivia is playing errrybody. She’s the boss.

    course not boss

    “Everyone lives, no one is happy.”

    ill allow it chang

    Olivia manages to sabotage the Iran exchange with neither her captors or her buyers being the wiser.

    “I do not know what you are talking about, Red.” Abby knows that talks are happening about Olivia’s capture, but Cyrus plays dumb to avoid telling her what’s going on.

    have to go feed my cat

    “Liv’s okay.” Jake tells Quinn that the transfer didn’t go through. Quinn breaks down and cries on his chest. This is very stressful for all of us, gurl.

    broadchurch actively needs tea

    “We both know why we call it a race. It’s because someone wins. And it’s never you.” I’m always here for Mellie emasculating Andrew.

    reedus sorry not sorry

    “Any time I like, I can whisper in a reporter’s ear. Tell ’em how rough you like it. What filthy names get you off. And how loudly you moan.” Friendly reminder that we used to root for this guy.

    anastasia going to upset me

    “We have four countries. Four. Who will discover that the deaths of their leaders were not by natural causes.” The CIA estimates that there’s only a 30% chance of Olivia’s successful extraction. All their secrets are in jeopardy.

    aladdin get caught

    “Sir?” “We extract her. We stick with the plan.” Fitz won’t listen to any of his advisers. He’ll put the entire free world in danger to bone Olivia again.

    capaldi fuck you

    “Oh, for the love of god. You moron, you CHILD.” CYRUS, YES.

    yes exactly sherlock

    “You can take your flowers and your daisies and your ‘love conquers all’ and your hope and you can choke on it. Because I don’t work here ANYMORE.” Yes. All of this. All of it.

    coriolanus talk to the hand

    “….Cyrus? Don’t you agree?” HE WAS ONLY IMAGINING IT?

    whatd you do tommy boy

    “Even the scales, show some solidarity, sister.” Lizzy Bear needs to get her hands dirty, just like Mellie did.

    rules of feminism

    “Feels good, that’s the problem. Warm blood on your hands feels good. The music…of the screams.” Jake has an inner monster too. He keeps it inside, and Huck has to learn how to do that.

    black like my heart

    “You may be Liv’s puppy, but I’m kind of yours.” Quinn needs to know that Huck won’t lose it again if they lose Liv. “No more blood, I promise,” he swears.

    freaky friday chill

    “Forget I said it. Of course you’re right.” David tries to calm Abby about the possibility that the CIA will neutralize Olivia. Just get back together already, you two.

    daddy's got you

    “You want me to kill him, is that it?” “Just…do whatever it is you do. You have free reign. Full creative control. Just make him pay. Make him HURT.” Lizzy Bear appeals to Huck’s inner monster, just as he promised to hide him away forever.

    han scared

    “I’m sorry. I don’t do that anymore.” Aw.

    what kind of crazy

    “We stop that beating heart.” Cyrus goes around Fitz, who can never think straight when it comes to Olivia’s magical hoo-ha.

    in your honor torchwood

    “Make one step towards the Oval and I will have you arrested.” Abby tries to tell Fitz what Cyrus is up to.

    felicity looking at it

    “Go, Chechnya, go!” Liv’s kidnappers are watching the auction like it’s the big game.

    tom hanks typing

    “Who is Marie Wallace?”

    mindy call my crotch

    “We tied?” “This isn’t a high school soccer match. There are no ties.” “Marie” is matched with a bid from Russia.

    zayn how does that happen

    “Take her bid and then demand more at the drop. She will pay it.” Liv tries to swing the buy to Marie. Gus sees that that’s where she wants to go, so he accepts the Russians’ bid.

    find a way out jean ralphio

    “Red, need ya in the bullpen.” Cyrus again stops Abby from telling Fitz about the danger that Liv is in.

    Ruined everything

    Huck gets around the “no more blood” promise by incapacitating Andrew via injection.

    fucking crazy

    “Prescott Lake.” “In Canada. What’s up there?” It’s Rowan! And he’s fishing. It’s like yoga, but he gets to kill something.

    fuck me malcolm tucker

    “People are endlessly disappointing because you hope they won’t be.” Rowan knew that Liv and her people would need him eventually. So he won’t help.

    i understand everything

    “She’s your daughter.” “I don’t HAVE a daughter.”

    this is awkward

    Liv’s captors bicker about bathroom breaks, leaving their car keys on the table right in front of her.

    scully we're in luck

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  7. “Billion Dollar Baby” – Scandal Gif-cap

    February 19, 2015 by HeadOverFeels

    Scandal Season Four, Episode Twelve

    “Gladiators Don’t Run”

    Posted by Kim

    Sorry for the delay in posting, Gladiators. We were soaking up everything Doctor Who and Torchwood at Gallifrey One this past week. Which is why this gif-cap is HEAVILY brought to you by the likes of John Barrowman, Eve Myles, Burn Gorman, and Naoko Mori. Sorry not sorry! TO THE GIFS!

    Abby is finally catching wise that something is up with Olivia.  Missed coffee dates, full voicemail…finally she goes to Liv’s apartment and sees the overturned wine glass cause NO ONE has bothered to clean up or take evidence since Liv was kidnapped.

    Abby storms into OPA and Huck and Quinn give her the cold shoulder. “Oh I’m sorry do you remember me? Abby Whelan?”

    “You’re not a gladiator anymore.” Way harsh, Huck.

    “Good morning powerful people!” This shall be my new greeting to Sage and Kelly every morning.

    “I want in. The auction for Olivia.”

    “Who has more money than the United States of America?”  I love how Mellie and Cy immediately start rattling off answers.

    “That bitch is going to be working with us.”  Ian is the kindest of kidnappers and shares some bubbly with Liv, who is looking a bit smug at the moment.

    The auction is going to be on part of the internet no one can reach.  So it’s on Tumblr or Pinterest?

    “All I have is student loans.  Sallie Mae WILL find you.” Accurate.

    Huck has over 2 billion dollars…all the money from B-613.  “I figured it was back pay.”

    “500 million dollars? I’m a little insulted.”

    “I’ll go for not a dollar under a billion.”

    Gus blows Ian’s Brains out.  “I’m in charge now.”

    Liv just sits there with Ian’s blood splattered on her face.  She knows she’s FUCKED.

    “The Season’s It Girl.” 

    “I can be nice to you…” EW.

    “Be careful, I’m in shock.  Put anything close to my mouth, I might bite it off.” Liv will not stand for sexual threats.

    Andrew tries to bargain with Cyrus about resigning, which really is a futile exercise. 

    “You are going to sign that freaking letter!” 

    Andrew threatens to expose that the US went to war so Fitz could get Olivia back.  “If I go to prison, so does he!”

    Huck can’t find the auction site. “It’s a very private party and we can’t get in.”

    “An All-Star immediately gets us an invitation.” CUE MAYA POPE.

     

    Maya literally meows at David. 

    “Let me think…no.” SASS DAVID in response to Maya’s freedom request.

    All of David’s “NO”s are giving me life. 

    “What about a TV?”  “I’m listening.” Priorities, Maya.

    The new plan is to show the American People that Andrew faked his assassination attempt. 

    Lizzy Bear is making quick work of shredding things and getting the hell out. 

    “You will however be my bitch until the end of time.” CYRUS I HAVE MISSED YOU.

    Maya informs Huck that he has to kill this Drug Lord’s Lackeys in order to her access to the auction. Huck doesn’t question it. 

    “It’s over, honey.” Mellie would rather sleep next to Fitz every night than have sex with Andrew again and that’s SAYING something.

    Andrew threatens to expose his affair with Mellie and remember when we ROOTED FOR THEM?

    After a protracted silence from Huck, Jake goes into the building to find that Huck didn’t just kill the lackeys.  He MASSACRED them.

    Horrified at the scene before him, Jake offers to finish the job because he’s a damn prince. 

    “What would Liv say if she saw you right now?” 

    Then Jake starts cutting a head off.  Clearly, the pre-episode warning about violence was merited tonight.

    “You don’t deserve what’s going to happen to you…” Liv tries to reason with Gideon and Pete.

    “I can protect you. I will make sure you stay free and alive.” 

    “Do we have a deal gentlemen?” 

    “I dreamed of money…” Gideon/Pete (I don’t know which is which) is not swayed, which is unfortunate.

    “I’m going to let the odds play in MY favor…”

    Fitz FINALLY tells Abby what’s going on with Olivia, proving he’s not a HORRIBLE person 1% of the time. 

    Abby storms into David’s office ready to give him what for. “You’re being an ass!” 

    “You son of a bitch, she is my best friend!!” 

    “No. Someone kidnapped my ONLY friend!!”  Abby is KILLING me.

    “I didn’t even get a chance to be her gladiator!”  Precious BB!

    “I would go over a cliff for her.” Okay, who is Thelma and who is Louise? Discuss.

    Properly shamed, David pours them a drink.

    “Abby. She’s not your only friend.” OMG CAN YOU TWO PLEASE WORK IT OUT AND LOVE EACH OTHER?

    Mellie and Fitz drink on the balcony.  I love that they have both come to realize how fucked their relationship is and they are FRIENDS (ish?) now.

    “We sleep better when she’s lying between us.” 

    “We’re gonna have to let Andrew walk.  America can forgive a man for 100 infidelities but *I* will not be forgiven for one.” PREACH, Mellie.

    Fitz says the one thing he wants is for Jerry to be alive. When Mellie asks him what he wants that he CAN have, he says he wants Liv home safe.  I’m so glad they can talk openly about his mistress now.

    “Ask me what *I* want, Fitz.” 

    “I WANT TO BE THE PRESIDENT.” If the plan for season 5 or 6 is NOT mounting Mellie’s Presidential campaign, I am rioting.

    “So…Andrew walks.” I wonder how Fitz will feel about being First Gentleman because it’s happening.

    Jake tries to express his fears about Huck to Quinn.  “I’ve never seen anything like this before.” 

    “Huck always pulls himself back.” Quinn Perkins, Queen of Denial.

    The auction is down to 8 bidders…

    Suddenly the Auction vanishes from the internets. 

    And the winner is…Iran.  YEESH.

    Erryone is in a panic at the White House because Olivia knows too much to go to Iran. 

    “We must neutralize the asset.” IE time to blow her up.

    “STICK WITH THE EXTRACTION PLAN.” Fitz is having none of that.

    “They bought a person in an auction.  She’s not a person to them, she’s a tool.”  Huck then goes on to describe in minute detail every way Olivia is going to be dismembered.

    Quinn slaps Huck.  FINALLY.  How long has she been holding that in?

    We see Mellie greet a plane filled with caskets…casualties of the war Fitz started for Olivia.  She’s being VERY Presidential, just saying.

    “Their sacrifice damn well has to mean something.”  Other than Olivia basically becoming Helen of Troy.

    Liv at the exchange point…who is waiting to take her?  YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK.

    Tune in TONIGHT to see Liv’s buyer revealed.  Is it her father? I THINK IT’S HER FATHER. Until then, leave your thoughts regarding the Torchwood cast in the comments.


  8. “Do you wanna be a babysitter or do you wanna be a boss?” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    February 7, 2015 by HeadOverFeels

    scandal last meal

    Season 4, Episode 11: Where Is The Black Lady?
    Posted by Sage

    When last we left our hero, she was being held captive by a fake journalist on the set of Zero Dark Thirty.

    This Scandal gif-cap is brought to you by Left Shark.

    left shark

    “We’re here to help you, Mr. President.” The Secret Service has stopped taking orders from the President and is holding Fitz captive.

    spn run the show

    “The Secret Service takes their orders from me. Not the Vice President.” Fitz is…confused. To say the least.

    spaceballs got that

    “It would be a shame if Miss Pope were beheaded.”  ANDREW IS HOLDING OLIVIA HOSTAGE.

    seven what's in the box

    “Who do you put on your guest list for your arranged marriage to an opportunistic sex worker?” Meeeeeeeeeee!

    pirates weddings

    “I started sleeping with Andrew again…not that long ago.”

    mindy rock bottom

    “But now I think this is better. What we have. It’s a partnership. It’s clear.”

    500 days love

    “I’m not going to do a single thing you ask until you give me proof of life.” Fitz will get Cyrus to tell him what to do, don’t worry.

    chris traeger sure

    “To ensure my continued safety, you must declare war on the nation of West Angola.” You know who we need right now?

    taken liam neeson

    “Goodnight, room!” “Goodnight, Moon!” Oh snap. Lizzie Bear is a Mama Bear. And her double dealings are maybe gonna get that kid killed.

    step brothers mom

    “But now you wanna quit the team in the middle of the game because you don’t like the play calling? Doesn’t work that way.”

    little miss sunshine

    “He was a nice boy, but he was a boy. And you are a man, a great man. And I had to choose between a nice boy and a great man.”

    shock and disgust

    “You need to find her.” At this performance, the role of Liam Neeson will be played by Jake Ballard.

    taken liam neeson

    “She’s showing us the reflection in the class. That’s why she asked for water.” LIV, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS YOU.

    parks we smart

    “Call me romantic, but I wager a dollar that he loves you.”

    tvd how romantic

    “It would be such a shame to return you damaged, wouldn’t it?” I almost hope he tries it.

    beyonce don't touch me

    “I want to talk to the black lady. Where is the black lady?” That’s a fine question, m’am.

    all the black people

    “Everybody hates the Vice President.” Aw.

    joe biden

    “If you scream, I’ll break her neck.” Huck layin’ in bed with Lizzie’s daughter like they’re having a sleepover.

    drag race shock

    “In 24 hours, I’m gonna kill Olivia Pope.” Andrew is pulling a “bonafide American coup.” To quote my pal Mindy, “His greatest crime is making me feel sorry for Fitz.”

    margarita tanisha

    “These attacks are the opening stages of what will be a broad and concerted campaign against the rebel forces in West Angola.” Mellie tells Fitz that if he loves Olivia, he knows what he needs to do. So, ever the heroic leader of the free world, he starts a war.

    stewie bitches

    “What does the black lady-I mean, Olivia, have Lois’s spare key?” Spit it out, lady.

    glacial pace devil wears

    “She never takes it off.” Remember that ring Olivia kicked under Lois’s rug last week? Fitz gave it to her.

    snl ya burnt

    31 servicemen and women have been lost already. So Fitz can get his mistress back.

    arya worst shit

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  9. Dancing On My Own – Scandal Gif-Cap

    November 22, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    scandal dancing

    Season 4, Episode 9: Where The Sun Don’t Shine
    Posted by Sage

    All the fixers who independeeeent. Throw your hands up at meeee.

    Scandal winter finale….go.

    “Liv, we will find him.”  Liv sits silently watching Jake and Fitz plan, looking not at all confident that they will.

    2 broke girls dead inside

    “Did they show it to you? The place where your father kept me? Did you see it?” Mama Pope is back! And she’s got some complaints about the accommodations at Chez B6-13.

    this house is a fucking prison

    “Murder, terrorism, treason, to start…As for my father, hunt him, find him, and kill him.” You heard the lady.

    twd butcher or cattle

    “What did you do to him?” Ugh, Huck’s kid is kind of a crybaby tbh.

    crybaby

    “And the vice president…” “Of the United States?” Not the conspirator you were expecting.

    joe biden ladies watch out

    “There’s a special place in hell for woman who spout that entire quote to support their bad behavior.” YOU BETTER LET ‘EM KNOW.

    scott pilgrim deserve each other

    “Elizabeth is in bed with your vice president. Both literally and figuratively.”

    ewan yeah a lot

    “‘Explicit gay sex’ is how we’re describing these photos.”  You’re not wrong.

    jgl well said

    “So,  Cyrus would basically own me.” “As opposed to just renting.”

    west wing sam and his prostitute friend

    “A kill card is the shut down procedure for B6-13.”

    sherlock thinkn i'm going to die

    “Doesn’t the fact that we could go any minute make you just want to affirm life, Robin?” We all saw this coming.

    karen fun place to sit

    “We need a fingerprint.” “Well, we do have a finger.” Quinn uses a severed finger to trick the scanner, like it ain’t no thing.

    it crowd more normal

    “I don’t need a gun, why would I need a gun?” I don’t know, maybe because of all the people who want you dead?

    sociopath

    “The sun went down a long time ago and it’s not coming back up.” Poetry.

    south park kanye

    Andrew and Lizzie Bear have sex in her office. Gross. (Show me more.)

    golden girls want details

    “Most important document of his presidency – completely artless.” Everyone’s a critic.

    the office keep it simple

    “Today, sir, I’m a joke. A punchline. I’m of no help to you.” Dammit, Cyrus.

    jerry pie parks

    “Thank you for your service, Cy. It’s been an honor.” I don’t think anything that happened in that White House could be called “honorable,” but I’ll let him have this one.

    hunger games salute

    “Is it true that you’ve been subpoenaed by the Attorney General?” Abby has to be deposed by her ex. That won’t be at all awkward, surely.

    simpsons awkward

    “Do you have an alibi for the night of March 25th?” “Yes.” “Who?” “Leo Bergen.” AW SHIT.

    tyra banks damn

    And now, a brief slow jam interlude. “Myyyyy endless looooooveeeee…”

    beyonce jt dancing

    CHARLIE HAS QUINN’S CARD. Duh doy.

    dany betrayed me

    “What are you doing here?” “Songs in the Key of Life. Remember the first time I played this for you?” Actually, trying to forget everything about you, psycho dad.

    erasing you eternal sunshine

    He pulls a gun on her. “SIT.” So, we can call this charade officially over then?

    like a father

    “You can’t disappear, become a normal person. Because dad? You’re not normal.”

    hey weirdo scrubs

    “COULD YOU BE MORE UNGRATEFUL?”

    30 rock don't be so dramatic

    “It is your life that is sad. It is you who cannot be normal. It is you who has no comprehension of love.” I don’t know, guys. Haven’t we been having this same conversation for 6 or 7 episodes?

    frozen don't know what love is

    “So what? Your stomach turns every time you look at me? Well let me be the one to break it to you, Olivia. You are simply looking in the mirror.”

    heidi don't look good

    “Olivia? Watch yourself.” She picks up the gun. She won’t do it, but I wish she would.

    breakin bad do it

    She pulls the trigger – there’s no bullet.
    “Are you kidding me Are you kidding me? You just shot your own father.” 
    MIND GAMES.

    don't play games with me

    “Stevie Wonder sang. And you were out in ten minutes. No matter how hard you try to deny it. You will miss me when I’m gone.”

    gonna miss me so bad

    “Oh, crap. My tooth.” “The new one?…I can’t kill you Robin.” “You hurt me.” “You hurt me first.” Aw. Their twisted relationship actually saved her life.

    knows me darkly

    “You ruined Huck’s life.” “I guess I can…unruin it.” Charlie kept some B6-13 files for himself. Not Huck can prove his story to his wife.

    himym references

    “You have a phD in his crazy. You must have some idea where he is. Where he’s gone. I WANT SOME ANSWERS NOW.” Olivia still thinks she can squeeze something out of Mama.

    gossip girl crazy bitch

    “Girl. You need to move on. All you two do is talk about each other.” I cheered when she called Olivia “boo.”

    your love is weird

    “Cry me a river, Livvie. WHATEVER.” 

    mad men wah wah

    “I’m thinking Europe. They have a long history of accepting failure and disgrace.” I hear there are some openings in Genovia.

    princess diaries fall

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  10. “You will lose.” – Scandal Gif-Cap

    November 12, 2014 by HeadOverFeels

    scandal where are they

    Season 4, Episode 7: Baby Made A Mess
    Posted by Sage

    Jake is still locked up. Someone is following Olivia. Abby’s abusive ex is now in the inner circle. Huck may connect with his estranged son yet. And Fitz is the worst phone sex ever. SCANDAL. Let’s go.

    “Really? “Really. Don’t be mean.” I’m running out of ways to kill this man in my mind.

    summer heights friends

    “Is Jake being fed?” Is Scott Foley being fed?

    louie eating

    “I work for Olivia Pope.” “Of course, you do.” This is DC – OPA isn’t the only organization who will send someone to break into your house in the middle of the night. Still, you’re right.

    sherlock of course

    “Why is someone taking pictures of my boss?” Because she’s (spoiler alert) Helen of Troy.

    bean surveillance

    “You can’t stop what’s coming. Sorry, I can’t help you.” Kaitlin’s dad kills himself right in front of Quinn.

    getting serious

    “Baby made a mess.” A video of Senator Lewis McDonnell making in a diaper in front of an escort leaks. The story, not the diaper.

    doctor who i speak baby

    “It’s fine. I just know him, is all.” We know this asshole from Abby’s backstory. He beat her and he has that frat villain chin, so I hate him.

    fuck you the hangover

    LEOOOOO!

    i'd be lying parks

    “U PWNED that dude.” Javi, please make more friends your own age. At the very least, so you can advance your slang.

    keep it real american pie

    “We don’t tell her. Not yet. She has too much on her plate. Those pictures will break her brain right now.” Maaaaaybe this isn’t the best idea?

    thor drinking

    Abby calls Olivia from the floor of her office and Olivia comes. Best bitches for life.

    mindy project completely fine

    “His needs supersede mine, so he can’t know.”

    the walking dead tough

    “It’s NOT OKAY, Abby.” To put yourself in danger to protect FITZ? You tell her, Liv.

    30 rock society

    “I cannot cry in the White House.” “You cry if you want to.” This scene.

    cry over it michael scott

    “Press Secretaries can’t cry, it’s like a rule.”

    cj cregg prime woman

    “You can’t handle this.” “Watch me.” By no means will Olivia Pope let this stand.

    what a dinosaur

    “Not only can I make you the next United States senator from Virginia. I WILL make you the next United States senator from Virginia.” Vote for Artemis from Always Sunny! She has a bleached b-hole.

    jeb bartlett

    “Adjust how? Adjust what?” “Cher lives for makeovers.

    beautiful cuban

    “The two of us working together, I mean, we have two choices. We could pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist or we could address it head on.” “Is there a third choice?” Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo. (David Rosen who?)

    poke a hole

    Cyrus drops some info about the car bombing response to his prostie to bait Lizzie Bear. HE KNOWS THINGS.

    i know

    “I tell you something, when a woman is president, they’ll suddenly make First Lady an official paid position. They’ll hire someone to do it the minute a man has to do it, it’ll become a real job. I’m sorry, Elizabeth. I’m just so BORED.” MELLIE.

    birth control 30 rock

    “Liv, it’s a super max prison. They already added the word ‘super’ to the already quite clear ‘maximum security. Dahmer was in super max. That place holds people who eat people.” Forgive me for forsaking you, David. You’re still aces.

    chris evans laughing

    “Who said that it’s Jake I wanted to visit?” Olivia drops in on Evil Tom!

    snl devil

    “You’re usually in the corner of my eye, but I’ve never really SEEN you. And you…are…beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships.” Creepy, but not untrue.

    what makes you beautiful

    “My father doesn’t give me orders.” “You think you? Oh, you think you have a father.”

    cold game of thrones

    “He was my president. He needed you.”

    am i still here

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