Posted by Shannon Ever since Parenthood went off the air nearly two years ago, there’s been a Braverman-sized hole in my heart. Clearly NBC was trying to fill that gap, and from the get go, This Is Us was surrounded in Parenthood-esque branding. I … [Read more...]
“People can’t live with a lie forever.” – Masters of Sex Recap – The Pleasure Protocol
Masters of Sex Season 4, Episode 3 “The Pleasure Protocol” Posted by Sage A traveling businessman sits at a bar and tells a beautiful woman about the last girl to break his heart. He's looking for some recognition, maybe a little … [Read more...]
“It’s only a boundary if you allow it to be one.” – Masters of Sex Recap – Inventory
Masters of Sex Season 4, Episode 2 "Inventory" Posted by Kim We're two episodes into season four of Masters of Sex and we're seeing a major paradigm shift in the characters of Bill and Virginia. Bill has always been the more emotionally … [Read more...]
“Ugh, break-ups are the worst.” – Masters of Sex Recap – Freefall
Masters of Sex Season 4, Episode 1 “Freefall” Posted by Sage Yes, Playmate of the Month for January 1971, break-ups ARE the worst. One of Hef's consorts says this to Virginia, who seems to be dealing with two at once. When last we left Mrs. … [Read more...]
“I should have put you first.” – Masters of Sex Recap – Full Ten Count
Masters of Sex Season 3, Episode 10 "Full Ten Count" Posted by Kim Season Three of Masters of Sex saw Bill Masters descend into what could only be called madness as he desperately tried to hold on to Virginia Johnson. Rather than just own up to … [Read more...]
“I’ve never been very good at saying goodbye.” – Outlander Recap – Dragonfly in Amber
Outlander Season 2, Episode 13 "Dragonfly in Amber" Posted by Kim I'm not always a fan of starting at the end and doing the whole "how did we get here?" thing for an entire television season. Unless you are Harry Burns, reading the last page … [Read more...]
“Ye leave me alone in the dark” – Outlander Recap – The Hail Mary
Outlander Season 2, Episode 12 "The Hail Mary" Posted by Kim After the breathless pace of "Prestonpans" and "Vengeance is Mine," Outlander took a little time to breathe in season two's penultimate episode. It's the calm before the storm and a … [Read more...]
Rose Petals: A Newbie and a Veteran Watch The Bachelorette, Week 5
Posted by Kim and Maggie Maggie: First things first, we've seen Derek's twitter cover photo and he might be the Liam of the house, you guys. Kim: I found myself being completely charmed by Derek's social media WHICH CONFUSED ME. THIS IS ALL … [Read more...]
“Dear Miss Ives.” – Penny Dreadful Recap – Perpetual Night & The Blessed Dark
Penny Dreadful Season 3, Episodes 8 & 9 “Perpetual Night" & "The Blessed Dark" Posted by Sage I would like to go on record here today as being very anti the sneak attack series finale. I can see how it's tempting to avoid the fan … [Read more...]
“I lay my vengeance at your feet.” – Outlander Recap – Vengeance is Mine
Outlander Season 2, Episode 11 "Vengeance is Mine" Posted by Kim "This show is SAVAGE." - a text from Sage upon finishing "Vengeance is Mine". INDEED IT IS. Given that this episode was written by Diana Gabaldon (her first time writing for … [Read more...]
“So it’s a love story, is it?” – Penny Dreadful Recap – Ebb Tide
Penny Dreadful Season 3, Episode 7 “Ebb Tide” Posted by Sage We're at a critical juncture here, people. Penny Dreadful ends its season (ALREADY? I know, y'all.) on Sunday with extra-long finale. And I'm a little stuck here in this penultimate … [Read more...]
“On your way, soldier.” – Outlander Recap – Prestonpans
Outlander Season 2, Episode 10 "Prestonpans" Posted by Kim "I feared in my heart that history would not be rewritten. That no matter how many battles we might win, victory would remain forever out of reach. How many men had I seen killed in … [Read more...]
“I won’t lie in that ditch again.” – Outlander Recap – Je Suis Prest
Outlander Season 2, Episode 9 "Je Suis Prest" Posted by Kim "There's always another fucking war..." When Claire spat that sentiment out in "Through a Glass, Darkly," my initial reaction was that it was a response to her furor over the … [Read more...]
“I never blink.” – Penny Dreadful Recap – No Beast So Fierce
Penny Dreadful Season 3, Episode 6 “No Beast So Fierce” Posted by Sage Oh thank god, the old West is finally canceled. Ethan's long, repetitive, and did I mention long road to either death or redemption ended in "No Beast So Fierce." Sir … [Read more...]
“I’m done trying to be good.” – Penny Dreadful Recap – The World Is Our Hell
Penny Dreadful Season 3, Episode 5 “The World Is Our Hell” Posted by Sage Ahem. A synopsis of this episode by me, your HOF Penny Dreadful recapper: Kaetenay, Sir Malcolm, Jared Talbot, Inspector Rusk, all the Marshalls: "Ethan, no." Hecate … [Read more...]
“Even the frozen North.” – Penny Dreadful Recap – A Blade of Grass
Penny Dreadful Season 3, Episode 4 “A Blade of Grass” Posted by Sage Say you're the showrunner of a period pseudo-literary horror drama in its third season on a premium network and you play your "blood sacrifice orgy" card in episode THREE. … [Read more...]
“So, this is life again.” – Penny Dreadful Recap – Good & Evil Braided Be
Penny Dreadful Season 3, Episode 3 “Good & Evil Braided Be" Posted by Sage There are two competing recruiting efforts taking shape in Penny Dreadful’s London. Victor should like to form a “choir of angels,” devoid of greed and cruelty. … [Read more...]
“Bad things tend to happen when we’re apart.” – Outlander Recap – Best Laid Schemes
Outlander Season 2, Episode 6 "Best Laid Schemes" Posted by Kim Well that happened. I mean a LOT of stuff happened on this week's episode of Outlander. Jamie finally told Murtagh the truth about Claire. The Frasers did a LOT of sexy spy … [Read more...]
You’re Gonna Need a Right Hand Man – Scandal Gif-Cap – That’s My Girl
Scandal Season 5, Episode 21 “That's My Girl” Posted by Sage I've spent the last six months telling people who quit the show during the endless loop of Olitz that Scandal is THE REALNESS again. A season finale with zero deaths? No bombs? … [Read more...]
“A monumental revenge.” – Penny Dreadful Recap – Predators Far & Near
Penny Dreadful Season 3, Episode 2 “Predators Far & Near” Posted by Sage Last week, Dr. Seward sized Vanessa Ives right up and correctly guessed that she's exclusively drawn to "dark, complicated men." And how does such a struggle-magnet top … [Read more...]
“The fates are toying with us now.” – Outlander Recap – Untimely Resurrection
Outlander Season 2, Episode 5 "Untimely Resurrection" Posted by Kim The moment you relax about something or someone terrible is the moment that you will be forced to confront it. You WILL run into your ex-boyfriend at the supermarket when you're … [Read more...]
Captain America: Civil War: A Comprehensive List of All the Times We Overreacted
Posted by Sage Hello, fellow hysterics. Welcome to our first overreaction post of the spring/summer movie season. As always, we encourage screaming/flailing/clutching your own pearls or the pearls of the person next to you, but save some for … [Read more...]
“That’s American greatness.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Trump Card
Scandal Season 5, Episode 20 "Trump Card" Posted by Kim Good news, everyone. The race for the White House is back in full swing AND I saw Hamilton since the last time I did a gif-cap, so I can now use those gifs and actually know what they mean. … [Read more...]
“All the broken and shunned creatures.” – Penny Dreadful Recap – The Day Tennyson Died
Penny Dreadful Season 3, Episode 1 “The Day Tennyson Died” Posted by Sage It's been months since the events of Penny Dreadful's season two finale, and Vanessa Ives has fortified herself inside her own loneliness. To recap: anyone and everyone … [Read more...]
“Trying to hide under a blade of grass” – Outlander Recap – La Dame Blanche
Outlander Season 2, Episode 4 "La Dame Blanche" Posted by Kim Our long international nightmare is over. Claire and Jamie finally had sex again and "La Dame Blanche" was the best episode of the season so far. Coincidence? I think not. Not that I … [Read more...]
The Devil Went Down To Florida – Scandal Gif-Cap – Buckle Up
Scandal Season 5, Episode 19 “Buckle Up” Posted by Sage Forget Team Cap or Team Iron for a few days. I wanna know if you're Team Liv or Team Abby. A standoff between these two ladies has the potential to cause as much death and destruction as an … [Read more...]
“I need a purpose.” – Outlander Recap – Useful Occupations and Deceptions
Outlander Season 2, Episode 3 "Useful Occupations and Deceptions" Posted by Kim It's nice to romanticize the idea of time travel and what it would be like to live in a world defined by grandeur, chivalry, and glittering ball gowns. For a woman … [Read more...]
“There is no redemption here.” – Scandal Gif-Cap – Till Death Do Us Part
Scandal Season 5, Episode 18 "Till Death Do Us Part" Posted by Kim This week on Scandal, we take a brief intermission from all this Election Drama to finally get to the root of Jake and Rowan's plans. It is, to say the least, a DOOZY. Plus, we … [Read more...]
“You’re going to need a larger fan.” – Outlander Recap – Not in Scotland Anymore
Outlander Season 2, Episode 2 "Not in Scotland Anymore" Posted by Kim A LOT of harrowing shit went down in the first season of Outlander. Claire being attacked by Blackjack and the Red Coats immediately after time traveling. Jamie's horrific … [Read more...]
Okay, She Did That. – Scandal Gif-Cap – Thwack!
Scandal Season 5, Episode 17 “Thwack!” Posted by Sage Tonight, on a very special episode of Scandal, everything goes to hell and I scream for the last 10 minutes. But in retrospect, haven't we been headed here for a long, long time? Let's find … [Read more...]
“It’s the losses that wear me down.” – Sleepy Hollow Recap – Delaware
Sleepy Hollow Season 3, Episode 17 "Delaware" Posted by Kim (Note: I wrote a GOOD portion of this before that disaster of a series season finale. I'm letting what I previously wrote stand and I'm going to TRY and not let my rage color the rest … [Read more...]
“Welcome to the club.” – Sleepy Hollow Recap – Dawn’s Early Light
Sleepy Hollow Season 3, Episode 16 “Dawn's Early Light” Posted by Sage That thing I really didn't want to happen happened. But Crane met another in-law and fell all over himself to make a good impression, so I think it's all going to be … [Read more...]
Let’s Clean Out the Old Barn and Put On a Debate! – Scandal Gif-Cap – Pencils Down
Scandal Season 5, Episode 15 “Pencils Down” Posted by Sage The Republican primary candidates meet in their first official debate and Scandal drags another character out of the past to join the Democratic race. To the gifs! "The first gift? … [Read more...]
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